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If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
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To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
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Do you squat here often?
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Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
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What comes after 69? Mouthwash.
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has 41.91 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth. Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
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has 41.91 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history, mean, science
While making love, he says: Darling, let's do 68! 68??? What's that? You do it to me and I'll owe you one.
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has 41.91 % from 278 votes. More jokes about: sex
How to tell who is Jewish in your class, drop a penny and see who gets their first.
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has 41.91 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: jewish, money, racist
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