A gentleman wanders around the campus of a college looking for the library. He approaches a student and asked, “Excuse me, young man. Would you be good enough and tell me where the library is at?” The student, in a very arrogant and belittling tone, replied, “I sorry, sir, but at this school, we are taught never to end a sentence with a preposition!” The gentleman smiled, and in a very apologetic tone replied, “I beg your pardon. Please allow me to rephrase my question. Would you be good enough to tell me where the library is at, asshole?”
Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand? A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves? A: Rasin Brand.
Q: Why did the Asian cross the road? A: Because he had no car!
Why did the nigger cross the road? Who the fuck cares, why is he out of the cotton field?
Q: Why don't black people like asprin? A: They're sick of picking through cotton.
Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented? A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.
While making love, he says: Darling, let's do 68! 68??? What's that? You do it to me and I'll owe you one.
There was a guy and he went to the doctor and he showed the doctor his dick. He asked why it was orange and the doctor replyed: Have you been doing anything unusual? And he said: No. So the doctor ran so tests then he sent the guy home told him to come back in 2 weeks. So he did and it was even oranger so once again the doctor asked: Have you been doing anything at all unusual? And the guy said: Well about 2 weeks ago I was watching porno and eating a bag of crunchy cheetos.
A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car. When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'". Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".