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Q: Why did God make snakes just before lawyers? A: To practice.
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What season is it when you are on a trampoline? Spring time.
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How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember the combination.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
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Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
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Customer: "Waiter, this soup tastes funny." Waiter: "Funny? But then why aren’t you laughing?"
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What do blondes put behind their ears to attract men? Their knees.
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Q: Why are there no brunette jokes? A: Because blondes would have to think them up.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she's going to be in trouble when the baboon wants its ass back.
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Bob checked into his hotel room and immediately noticed a dead cockroach on the floor. He called the front desk, asked for the manager and raised a fuss. "Sir, please calm down," the manager replied. "It's dead. It can't bother you now." "The dead one doesn't bother me." Bob said. "It's his pallbearers."
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