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Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography
To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman. And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Yo' Mama is so redneck, the door mat to her trailer home doubles as a mad flap for her pick up truck.
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: insulting, redneck, Yo mama
Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
What comes after 69? Mouthwash.
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has 41.91 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth. Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
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has 41.91 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history, mean, science
While making love, he says: Darling, let's do 68! 68??? What's that? You do it to me and I'll owe you one.
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has 41.91 % from 278 votes. More jokes about: sex
A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man take a pill, take a drink, walk to the window and jump out. He flew around for a minute and zipped back into the bar. As the amazed newcomer watched, the man repeated this twice more. Finally the man asked if he could have a pill. The flier said it was his last one. The man offered five hundred dollars to no avail, so he made a final offer of a thousand dollars. The man said that it was all he had on him. The flier reluctantly gave in, took the cash, surrendered the pill, and turned back to the bar. The man took the pill, took a drink, went to the window, and jumped out only to fall to his death. The bartender walked over to the flier at the bar and, wiping a glass, said, “You sure are mean when you’re drunk, Superman.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, death, drunk, money
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