Q: Why did God make snakes just before lawyers? A: To practice.
What season is it when you are on a trampoline? Spring time.
How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember the combination.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Customer: "Waiter, this soup tastes funny." Waiter: "Funny? But then why aren’t you laughing?"
What do blondes put behind their ears to attract men? Their knees.
Q: Why are there no brunette jokes? A: Because blondes would have to think them up.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she's going to be in trouble when the baboon wants its ass back.
Bob checked into his hotel room and immediately noticed a dead cockroach on the floor. He called the front desk, asked for the manager and raised a fuss. "Sir, please calm down," the manager replied. "It's dead. It can't bother you now." "The dead one doesn't bother me." Bob said. "It's his pallbearers."