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Doctor to woman patient: "Your husband is too fond of strong coffee. You should not give it to him." Patient: "But you should see how excited he gets when I give him weak coffee."
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Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
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Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
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Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
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WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
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Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.
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What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa? A cowch potato.
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The reason Waldo hides is because he saw Chuck Norris looking for him.
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A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself. Now he has provoked the event 2012.
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Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
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