Doctor to woman patient: "Your husband is too fond of strong coffee. You should not give it to him." Patient: "But you should see how excited he gets when I give him weak coffee."
Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.
What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa? A cowch potato.
The reason Waldo hides is because he saw Chuck Norris looking for him.
A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself. Now he has provoked the event 2012.
Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.