Q: What is the most erotic number?
A: 2110593!
Q: Why?
A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3.
Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth.
Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
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When Light wrote Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note, the book died.
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R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
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Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
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If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
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The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice.
It landed on tails.
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Three men are sitting at a campfire telling stories about their great endeavors.
The first man talked about how to sucked out the venom of a snake and sucked it up with 50 degree alcohol.
The second man called it a circus trick as he has gotten 3 gunshots towards the chest and he but the guns in half.
They looked at the third guy wanting to hear his story.
Only to see him stroking his cock with the glowing hot coals.
How many blondes does it take to play tag?
One.