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Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
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WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
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Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.
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What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa? A cowch potato.
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The reason Waldo hides is because he saw Chuck Norris looking for him.
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Jesus walks into a hotel, rings the bell, and waits for the receptionist to come out. He looks her dead in the eye, slams three nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"
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Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
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A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself. Now he has provoked the event 2012.
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Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
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Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
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