What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman? "Immediately start downloading it."
Q: Why can women play hockey? A: Because they have to change their pads after every period.
Q: How did the sand get wet? A: The sea weed!
Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
What is height of Laziness? Adopting a child.
Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.