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What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman? "Immediately start downloading it."
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Q: Why can women play hockey? A: Because they have to change their pads after every period.
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Q: How did the sand get wet? A: The sea weed!
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Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
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If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
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To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Do you squat here often?
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What is height of Laziness? Adopting a child.
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Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
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