It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
Q: Why can women play hockey? A: Because they have to change their pads after every period.
Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth. Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
While making love, he says: Darling, let's do 68! 68??? What's that? You do it to me and I'll owe you one.
How to tell who is Jewish in your class, drop a penny and see who gets their first.
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man take a pill, take a drink, walk to the window and jump out. He flew around for a minute and zipped back into the bar. As the amazed newcomer watched, the man repeated this twice more. Finally the man asked if he could have a pill. The flier said it was his last one. The man offered five hundred dollars to no avail, so he made a final offer of a thousand dollars. The man said that it was all he had on him. The flier reluctantly gave in, took the cash, surrendered the pill, and turned back to the bar. The man took the pill, took a drink, went to the window, and jumped out only to fall to his death. The bartender walked over to the flier at the bar and, wiping a glass, said, “You sure are mean when you’re drunk, Superman.
Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.