Q: Why does a dog lick himself?
A: He can't make a fist. 
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Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
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Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.
When President Roosevelt dropped the atomic bomb on Hiroshima, he did so only because it was more human then sending Chuck Norris.
Why did the little girl fall off of her bike?
Because she didn't have any arms.
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People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
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Q: What is the most erotic number?
A: 2110593!
Q: Why?
A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3.
Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth.
Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
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When Light wrote Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note, the book died.
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R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
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