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Let's not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let's get to it.
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What is height of Laziness? Adopting a child.
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Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote. He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World... War.
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Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
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Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? A: KFC isnt open on holidays.
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My girlfriend asked me for the 7th time in a row for me to smash raw... She must think I'm made of coat hangers.
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