The reason Waldo hides is because he saw Chuck Norris looking for him.
Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
Jesus walks into a hotel, rings the bell, and waits for the receptionist to come out. He looks her dead in the eye, slams three nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"
Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself. Now he has provoked the event 2012.
Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell? A: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air? A seahorse.
Three prisoners are locked in a cell. One takes out a harmonica and says, ‘At least I can play a little music and pass the time.’ The second prisoner pull out a pack of cards and says, ‘We can play games too.’ The third man pulls out a packet of tampons. ‘Those aren’t much use,’ says the first prisoner. ‘Yes they are,’ says the third prisoner. ‘On the packet it says we can use them to swim, play tennis and ski.’