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Three guys talk in a bar. Two discuss how they are king in their castles and how much their wives respect them. The third guy remains quiet. Finally, one guy turns to the quiet guy and asks, "What about you? Do you rule your roost?" The quiet guy says, "Well, just the other night, my wife came to me on her hands and knees." "What happened then?" they ask. "She said, 'Get out from under the bed and fight like a man.'"
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has 41.89 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Your mama so old she still owes Jesus five bucks.
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has 41.89 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: age, christian, money, old people, Yo mama
What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? About 40 lb.
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has 41.89 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
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has 41.89 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, wedding
Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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has 41.89 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
I have a statistics joke, but it's not significant. I have a regression joke, but it sounds quite mean. I have a machine learning joke, but it is not performing as well on a new audience. I have a joke about deep learning but I can't explain it. I have a geography joke, but I don't know where it is.
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has 41.89 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: IT, school
Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
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has 41.89 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan. When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
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has 41.89 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
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has 41.89 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history
In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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has 41.89 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
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