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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink. If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, she went to a family reunion looking for a boyfriend.
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Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pick up his food to eat it. He commands it to enter his mouth.
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We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top. It's a bad look with his mullet.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: beauty, Chuck Norris
Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
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Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep. Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
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Chuck can use "save" in real life. But he doesn't need it.
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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Yo mama so scary, every time someone throws shots, she calls the police.
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