Q: What kind of doctor does a duck visit?
A: A Ducktor.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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What kind of rings do men need for marriage?
Engagement Ring
Wedding Ring
Suffe-Ring
Endu-Ring
Q: What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?
A: At least a zit waits until you’re a teenager before it cums on your face!
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car.
Who's driving?
A cop!
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What are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, or a job.
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Q: What does it look like when you microwave a baby?
A: I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
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Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar.
They talk, they connect, and they end up leaving together.
They get back to her place, and as she shows him around, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears.
Hundreds of small bears are on a shelf all the way along the floor, medium sized ones are on a shelf a little higher, and huge bears are on the top shelf along the wall. The man is kind of surprised by the collection, especially because it’s so extensive, but he decides not to mention this to her.
She turns to him…they kiss…then they rip each other’s clothes off and romp around the room all night.
After an intense night of passion, as they are lying there together in the afterglow, the man rolls over and asks, smiling, “Well, how’d I do?”
The woman says, “You can have any prize from the bottom shelf.”
Q: Why are most democrats black
A: Black people are idiots.
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