Three guys talk in a bar. Two discuss how they are king in their castles and how much their wives respect them. The third guy remains quiet. Finally, one guy turns to the quiet guy and asks, "What about you? Do you rule your roost?" The quiet guy says, "Well, just the other night, my wife came to me on her hands and knees." "What happened then?" they ask. "She said, 'Get out from under the bed and fight like a man.'"
Your mama so old she still owes Jesus five bucks.
What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? About 40 lb.
Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
I have a statistics joke, but it's not significant. I have a regression joke, but it sounds quite mean. I have a machine learning joke, but it is not performing as well on a new audience. I have a joke about deep learning but I can't explain it. I have a geography joke, but I don't know where it is.
Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan. When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.