Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
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A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself.
Now he has provoked the event 2012.
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After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
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Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
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Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell?
A: Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
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Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
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Why was the horse all charged up?
It ate some haywire!
Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.
Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
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