Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
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To be or not to be?
That is the question.
The answer?
Chuck Norris.
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Let's not mess with nature.
We are here to make babies.
So, let's get to it.
What is height of Laziness?
Adopting a child.
Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote.
He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman.
And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World...
War.
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