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What's the good part of there being no blacks on the Jetsons? It means the future will be great!
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Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup? Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"
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Knock Knock Who's there! B-4! B-4 who? B-4 you take the diploma, shake the dean's hand.
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Q: What do gay horses eat? A: Hay.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her boss told her to take her ugly ass home, she came back 10 minutes later without her ass.
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In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
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Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
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Q: Why did God create women? A: He took one look at men and said, "I know I can do better than this."
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
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