What's the good part of there being no blacks on the Jetsons? It means the future will be great!
Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup? Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"
Knock Knock Who's there! B-4! B-4 who? B-4 you take the diploma, shake the dean's hand.
Q: What do gay horses eat? A: Hay.
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her boss told her to take her ugly ass home, she came back 10 minutes later without her ass.
In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
Q: Why did God create women? A: He took one look at men and said, "I know I can do better than this."
Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!