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To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
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Let's not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let's get to it.
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Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman. And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World... War.
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Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
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What is height of Laziness? Adopting a child.
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Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote. He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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