We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top.
It's a bad look with his mullet.
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Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you.
Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
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Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus?
GarageBend.
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Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
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Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
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Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep.
Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
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Yo momma so fat she thought planet earth was her stomach.
Chuck can use "save" in real life.
But he doesn't need it.
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary.
The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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Yo mama so stupid when I said I was going to the big apple she said bring me back one.
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