We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top.
It's a bad look with his mullet.
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Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you.
Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
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Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus?
GarageBend.
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Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
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Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
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Q: What does an old woman have that a young woman doesn't?
A: A belly button between her boobs.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pick up his food to eat it.
He commands it to enter his mouth.
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Willow Smith is 11 and has a tongue ring, half her head shaved and is bisexual.
She needs to go live with her Aunty and Uncle in Bel-Air.
The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
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