Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary.
The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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Yo mama so stupid when I said I was going to the big apple she said bring me back one.
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Yo mama so scary, every time someone throws shots, she calls the police.
Chuck Norris doesn't pick up his food to eat it.
He commands it to enter his mouth.
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Did you hear about the Irishman who couldn't tell the difference between his two horses?
His friend suggested measuring them, that didn't help though, the Irishman discovered that the brown horse was only an inch taller than the white one!
Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you.
Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
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Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus?
GarageBend.
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Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
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Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
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