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Wife to husband: ‘When I married you you said you had an ocean-going yacht!’ Husband: ‘Shut up and row.’
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Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
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Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
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Patient: "Doctor, I have to ask a personal question, if you don’t mind. Why do you charge fees much lower than other doctors?" Doctor: "You see, I am not a M.B.B.S. I am only a B.Sc."
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How do you caculate the population of Russia? You roll a bottle of vodka down the street.
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A friend of mine often tells to his wife: "It is better to be loved and almost the only one rather than to be the only one and almost loved…"
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Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
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If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank. By phone.
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Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
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Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
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