Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles?
A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers?
He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
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A father tells his son to stop jacking off.
"You'll go blind if you do that too much!" he says.
The son says "uh, I'm over here dad."
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What is 6 inches long, hard, goes into your mouth back and fourth, and has white stuff at the end.
A toothbrush with toothpaste
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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After his divorce Mr. Jones realized that poker isn’t the only game that starts with holding hands and ends with a staggering financial loss.
A worm gets out from cherry compote and, after he stretches a little, says satisfied:
I love sauna!
Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
When the crew gets lost in space, the woman will ask for directions.
Two bloggers chatting:
Mom: Son, it’s snowing so nice.
Son: Where, Give me the link please.
Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
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