Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
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If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank.
By phone.
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Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
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What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?
A yeaster bunny.
Patient: "Doctor, I have to ask a personal question, if you don’t mind. Why do you charge fees much lower than other doctors?"
Doctor: "You see, I am not a M.B.B.S. I am only a B.Sc."
Woman patient: "Doctor I was suffering so much that I wanted to die."
Doctor: "You did the right thing to call me."
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Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out.
No one dared to move.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
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Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
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