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Yo momma’s so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H —— d.
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What's black and white, black and white, and black and white? (A panda bear rolling down a hill!)
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A guy's walking along the beach and he finds a magic lamp. He rubs it and two blonde genies come out. They tell him they'll grant him any three wishes he wants. So he makes his wishes... he wakes up in bed with 50 of the most beautiful women he's ever seen and he'd just made love to all of them. Then he walks outta the bed and opens a treasure chest filled with more money than you could ever imagine... then two KKK members come riding in on horses, throw a noose over a tree and hang him... The KKK members take off their masks and its the two blonde genies one of them says to the other: "I can understand why he wanted to sleep with all the women, I know why he wanted a chest full of money... but I can't figure out why the hell he would wanna be hung like a nigger..."
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Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breath!!!!
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When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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Q: What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds? A: There are twenty of them.
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What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea? A good start.
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A truck driver was pulled over by a State Trooper. The patrolman told him to get out of the truck, and noticed that the driver appeared to be putting something in his mouth as he stepped out of the cab. Figuring that the driver was putting away his pep pills, the patrolman asked "Did I just see you swallow something?" "Yep, that was my birth control pill," said the driver. "Birth control pill?" asked the patrolman. "Yep, when I saw your light, I knew I was screwed."
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Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A. Breasts don't have eyes.
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