How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers?
He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
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How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
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What is 6 inches long, hard, goes into your mouth back and fourth, and has white stuff at the end.
A toothbrush with toothpaste
A father tells his son to stop jacking off.
"You'll go blind if you do that too much!" he says.
The son says "uh, I'm over here dad."
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We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top.
It's a bad look with his mullet.
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Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you.
Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
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Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus?
GarageBend.
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Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
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Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
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