In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers?
He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
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A father tells his son to stop jacking off.
"You'll go blind if you do that too much!" he says.
The son says "uh, I'm over here dad."
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What is 6 inches long, hard, goes into your mouth back and fourth, and has white stuff at the end.
A toothbrush with toothpaste
Two bloggers chatting:
Mom: Son, it’s snowing so nice.
Son: Where, Give me the link please.
Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
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After his divorce Mr. Jones realized that poker isn’t the only game that starts with holding hands and ends with a staggering financial loss.
A worm gets out from cherry compote and, after he stretches a little, says satisfied:
I love sauna!
Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
When the crew gets lost in space, the woman will ask for directions.
We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top.
It's a bad look with his mullet.
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