According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan.
When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
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One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
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In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
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How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers?
He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
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How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
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What is 6 inches long, hard, goes into your mouth back and fourth, and has white stuff at the end.
A toothbrush with toothpaste
A father tells his son to stop jacking off.
"You'll go blind if you do that too much!" he says.
The son says "uh, I'm over here dad."
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