Chuck Norris has his own protien powder.
The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.
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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink.
If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
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Chuck Norris doesn't pick up his food to eat it.
He commands it to enter his mouth.
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Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep.
Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
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Yo momma so fat she thought planet earth was her stomach.
Chuck can use "save" in real life.
But he doesn't need it.
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary.
The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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Yo mama so stupid when I said I was going to the big apple she said bring me back one.
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Yo mama so scary, every time someone throws shots, she calls the police.