When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has his own protien powder.
The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.
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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink.
If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pick up his food to eat it.
He commands it to enter his mouth.
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Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
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Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB...
Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
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Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep.
Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
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Yo momma so fat she thought planet earth was her stomach.