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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass
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Q: What's the difference between an epyleptic oyster shucker and a prostitute with diahrrea? A: One shucks between fits.
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How do you blindfold a Chinese person? Put floss over their eyes.
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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket.
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If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
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She has her husband eating out of the palm of her hand – it saves on the washing-up.
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What's pink and chunky? A baby with leprosy.
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The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "I've found a man just like father!" Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"
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Husband: I want to go somewhere on holiday this year I've never been before. Wife: Well, how about the kitchen?
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up, I said ''Did you get my drift?''.
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