Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
Patient: "Doctor, I have to ask a personal question, if you don’t mind. Why do you charge fees much lower than other doctors?" Doctor: "You see, I am not a M.B.B.S. I am only a B.Sc."
How do you caculate the population of Russia? You roll a bottle of vodka down the street.
A friend of mine often tells to his wife: "It is better to be loved and almost the only one rather than to be the only one and almost loved…"
Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank. By phone.
Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos. That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.