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You are so old, you sat next to Jesus in school.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: age, christian, insulting, school
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her boss told her to take her ugly ass home, she came back 10 minutes later without her ass.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: management, stupid, time, ugly, Yo mama
15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, time
So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
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What's black, smells and has 17 tits? The bin bags outside the breast cancer ward.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, work
If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
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I challenged Chuck Norris once. He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space. Now I read the facts from Mars.
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