A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ''But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.''
Teacher: Can you tell me where Napoleon came from? Pupil: Course I can. Teacher: Very good.
What's red and dances all around? A baby on a barbecue
What does a skeleton say when he wants to eat? Bone appetit!
"Jeff, my child, your mother had to stay in the hospital for a few days, cause the stork that brought your baby brother bite her by accident." "Oh, gosh! What a terrible thing to happen to her after such a difficult birth!"
What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus with a yeast infection? An itchy, twitchy twat!
If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.