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What is the difference between a fridge and a kid? A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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Little Johnny had finished his summer vacation and gone back to school. Two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that he was misbehaving. “Wait a minute,” she said. “I had Johnny with me for three months and I never called you once when he misbehaved.”
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Why did the blonde have square boobs? She forgot to take the tissues out of the box.
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It was a hot summer night. Slowly I spread her legs and my hand was trying to find its way to her nipple... I was so excited! I never milked a cow before...
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Question: Why did the Army send do many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf? Answer: They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.
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If a wizard was knocked out by Dracula in a fight what would he be? Out for the count!
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What's funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree? Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.
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A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," she cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the same voice came over the line. "Never mind, I got in the back seat by mistake."
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Your fart's so loud, astronauts in space mistook your fart for a message from Houston!
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