A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption.
One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.'
The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'.
Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.
Her husband responds, ''But they are twins.
If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.''
Teacher: Can you tell me where Napoleon came from? Pupil: Course I can. Teacher: Very good.
What's red and dances all around?
A baby on a barbecue
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What does a skeleton say when he wants to eat?
Bone appetit!
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"Jeff, my child, your mother had to stay in the hospital for a few days, cause the stork that brought your baby brother bite her by accident."
"Oh, gosh! What a terrible thing to happen to her after such a difficult birth!"
What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus with a yeast infection?
An itchy, twitchy twat!
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
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Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
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Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
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