When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
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Chuck Norris doesn't pick up his food to eat it.
He commands it to enter his mouth.
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Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
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Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB...
Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
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Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
When the crew gets lost in space, the woman will ask for directions.
Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
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After his divorce Mr. Jones realized that poker isn’t the only game that starts with holding hands and ends with a staggering financial loss.
A worm gets out from cherry compote and, after he stretches a little, says satisfied:
I love sauna!
Two bloggers chatting:
Mom: Son, it’s snowing so nice.
Son: Where, Give me the link please.