Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB...
Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
Vote:
Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
Vote:
Patient: "Doctor, I have to ask a personal question, if you don’t mind. Why do you charge fees much lower than other doctors?"
Doctor: "You see, I am not a M.B.B.S. I am only a B.Sc."
Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
Vote:
A friend of mine often tells to his wife: "It is better to be loved and almost the only one rather than to be the only one and almost loved…"
Q: What does a cow make when the sun comes out?
A: A shadow.
Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
Vote:
If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank.
By phone.
Vote:
Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
Vote:
Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
Vote: