Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary.
The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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Yo mama so stupid when I said I was going to the big apple she said bring me back one.
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Yo mama so scary, every time someone throws shots, she calls the police.
Chuck Norris throws a dodgeball at you, knocks all your teeth out.
Then the ball hits you.
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Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
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Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
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What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
A seahorse.
Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
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Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead.
Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
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