Chuck Norris was an only child. Eventually.
What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus with a yeast infection? An itchy, twitchy twat!
Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
I challenged Chuck Norris once. He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space. Now I read the facts from Mars.
Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party". Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.