When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has his own protien powder.
The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.
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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink.
If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
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Chuck Norris doesn't pick up his food to eat it.
He commands it to enter his mouth.
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Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
When the crew gets lost in space, the woman will ask for directions.
Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
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After his divorce Mr. Jones realized that poker isn’t the only game that starts with holding hands and ends with a staggering financial loss.
A worm gets out from cherry compote and, after he stretches a little, says satisfied:
I love sauna!
Two bloggers chatting:
Mom: Son, it’s snowing so nice.
Son: Where, Give me the link please.