Chuck can use "save" in real life.
But he doesn't need it.
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary.
The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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Yo mama so stupid when I said I was going to the big apple she said bring me back one.
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Yo mama so scary, every time someone throws shots, she calls the police.
Q: What does an old woman have that a young woman doesn't?
A: A belly button between her boobs.
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Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
When the crew gets lost in space, the woman will ask for directions.
Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
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After his divorce Mr. Jones realized that poker isn’t the only game that starts with holding hands and ends with a staggering financial loss.
A worm gets out from cherry compote and, after he stretches a little, says satisfied:
I love sauna!
Two bloggers chatting:
Mom: Son, it’s snowing so nice.
Son: Where, Give me the link please.