Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".
Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man". Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man". Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".
Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.