Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
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Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
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Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The result was The Great Pyramids.
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Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines.
They have footprints.
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Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor.
The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
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