Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is [email protected]
The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you. When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.