Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor. Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.