Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
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Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
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Chuck Norris can shut the door open.
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Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead.
Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
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The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
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Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
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An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
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There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
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Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till."
After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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