Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
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Chuck Norris broke the law once.
It still isn’t fixed.
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Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
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Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
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Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
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Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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