Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
Vote:
When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
Vote:
Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
Vote:
Chuck Norris has a diary.
It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
Vote:
Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
Vote:
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers.
He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
Vote:
The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
Vote:
The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris.
It failed.
Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
Vote: