Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear. He sleeps with a real bear.
Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.