Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
Chuck Norris was once shot. The bullet died.
Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris? But only once.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Contrary to popular belief there was a Chuck Norris sighting on the set of The Crow. No Lee is allowed to live when Chuck Norris is around.
Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.