Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground.
The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat.
The weights do.
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If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
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Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face.
We now have questions.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
Ever.
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CNN tells about every disaster around the world.
CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
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If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
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In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
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