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Q: Where do Snowmen go to dance? A: To snowballs.
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One day, Bush was talking with Osama Binladen on the phone, they couldn’t trace from where the call was coming from, but Osama said, "I’ve got good news and bad news." Bush replied, "What’s the good news?" "I’m turning myself in," said Osama. "But the bad news is, I’m coming on a plane."
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The clerk walks into the boss's office and says, "The auditors have just left, sir." "Have they finished checking the books?", asks the boss. "Very thoroughly," is the reply. "Well, what did they say", says the boss. "They want 15% to keep quiet."
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Q: Why do hipsters love ice? A: Because ice was water before it was cool.
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"I really don’t know girl, but I don’t believe in love at first sight!" "Why?" "Because... How can you tell if the man has a good salary at the first sight?"
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Q: How many hipsters can you get into a phone booth? A: One, any more and it would be too mainstream.
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Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
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Q: What is a turkey's favorite dessert? A: Peach gobbler.
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Q: What would it be a good idea for you to do after a man takes your wife? A: Let him keep her!
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Q: Why did Hitler hate golf? A: Because he ended up in the bunker.
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