When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword.
He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
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Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
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Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
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When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
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Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
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Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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