When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
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Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
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When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
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The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
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When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating.
He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
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Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police.
They are used as bullet proof vests.
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Why does Chuck Norris have a beard?
A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
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Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
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The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
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Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
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