When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
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Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants.
Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
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Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris.
It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
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Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy.
That is why there is no life on any of them.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs.
Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs.
Hence, snakes.
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till."
After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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Chuck Norris can follow you into a revolving door and come out ahead of you.
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When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
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The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups.
They were really Chuck and Norris.
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Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
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