When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
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Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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Where does the devil go when he dies?
He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common?
A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
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Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
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If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
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Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
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Chuck Norris is not cool.
By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
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