When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
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If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
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Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
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Chuck Norris once went logging and took down a forest.
Then he came back for his axe.
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For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
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Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
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911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
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Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen.
Twice.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch.
He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
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Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
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