When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
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Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
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Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction.
He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
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AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris.
Well thats all you need to know.
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Chuck Norris does not open doors.
Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
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It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
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Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear.
The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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Chuck Norris did the blue whale challenge.
By the 50th day, his instructor had jumped off the building.
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Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
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