When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
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Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
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Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At night.
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Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
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Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank.
The iceberg was just a cover-up.
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