When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
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According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan.
When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
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Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
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When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
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Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
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Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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