When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
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Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
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When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
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Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
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Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
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Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
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Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
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Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
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