When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun. The Earth is stationary. The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.