When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
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Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand?
A: Thunder.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.
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Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver.
When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord.
He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
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Love does not conquer all.
Chuck Norris does.
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Curiosity didn't kill the cat.
Chuck Norris did.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
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Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
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