When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
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When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap.
When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
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Chuck did enter the Dragon.
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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice.
It landed on tails.
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Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?"
It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
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When Light wrote Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note, the book died.
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After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
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"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
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