When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
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Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
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Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
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Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
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When God said "Let there be light!", Chuck Norris said "Only for half the day."
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The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf.
When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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