When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
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Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
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Chuck Norris can watch music.
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Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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Charles isn't in charge.
Chuck is!
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Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
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Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
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Q: What do a bungee jump cord and a hooker have in common?
A: If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
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If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
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