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Teacher: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots! Ramu: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.
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Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ? Crib death.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
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Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
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Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
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