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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ? Crib death.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor
A man went to England on a trip and met a woman there, they grew to like each other enough for her to come to America with the man on his flight home. When they got back to America the man said, “I would like to show you an American pastime: baseball.” So the next day the man took her to a baseball game. The first man came up to the plate and hit the ball to right field and got to first base, the next man bunted the ball and got to first base, and the third man came up to the plate and got walked. The man said, “Are you understanding this game?” The woman answered, “Yes, but what I don't understand is why the thrower hurls the ball at the first man and he hits it. Then he hurls the ball at the second man and he taps it and runs to where the other man was standing. And then the third man, this is the part I don't understand, the thrower hurls the ball and he just stand there, and he hurls the ball at him again and he just stands there, and he hurls the ball at him again and he just stands there, and he hurls the ball at him again and he just stands there then he just walks to the place where the other man was standing.” Then the man says, “Well that is because he has four balls.” The woman says, “Poor thing! He couldn't run if he tried.”
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: sport, women
A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight! Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet. Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thug said "Why did you put up such a fight?" To which the man promptly replied "I was afraid that you would find the $200 hidden in my shoe!"
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: money
Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, time, Yo mama
Three guys talk in a bar. Two discuss how they are king in their castles and how much their wives respect them. The third guy remains quiet. Finally, one guy turns to the quiet guy and asks, "What about you? Do you rule your roost?" The quiet guy says, "Well, just the other night, my wife came to me on her hands and knees." "What happened then?" they ask. "She said, 'Get out from under the bed and fight like a man.'"
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Teacher: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots! Ramu: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: school, teacher
Q: What’s so good in f***ing twenty six year olds? A: That they are twenty…
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has 40.38 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: age, sex
What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman? A baby with a black eye!
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has 40.37 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, sex, women
Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
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has 40.31 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
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