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Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
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Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
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What is height of Laziness? Adopting a child.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
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Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
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What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
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