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Q: Where does a black jew go? A: The back of the oven.
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has 40.41 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, jewish, morbid, racist
The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.
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has 40.40 % from 165 votes. More jokes about: christian, death, jewish, mean
A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight! Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet. Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thug said "Why did you put up such a fight?" To which the man promptly replied "I was afraid that you would find the $200 hidden in my shoe!"
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: money
Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, time, Yo mama
Q: Why can women play hockey? A: Because they have to change their pads after every period.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sport, time, women
Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, vulgar, Yo mama
Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What is height of Laziness? Adopting a child.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: baby, kids
Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
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