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What does a drunk walrus have in common with a woman at a tupperware party? They're both out looking for a tight seal.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
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has 40.95 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
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has 40.93 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: music, stupid, Yo mama
What said Adam to Eva at they’re first rendezvous? Get back! I have no idea how big it grows!
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has 40.93 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What kind of car does a rabbit drive? A furrari.
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has 40.93 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: animal, car
Question: How many men does it take to open a beer? Answer: None. It should already be open by the time she brings it.
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has 40.93 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: beer, women
How do you remove one thousand flies in one motion? Slap a Kenyan in the face.
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has 40.91 % from 154 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: Why do old Jews have outhouses? A: Because their afraid of the showers.
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has 40.90 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish
The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
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has 40.90 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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has 40.88 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, sport
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