What did the music teacher need a ladder for?
To reach the top notes.
Q: What do women and cats have in common?
A: Pussy farts.
Q: What have condoms and tires in common?
A: Good year.
What do you call Black people running down a hill?
Jail break.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
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Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.
Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
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Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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