What does a drunk walrus have in common with a woman at a tupperware party?
They're both out looking for a tight seal.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
What said Adam to Eva at they’re first rendezvous?
Get back!
I have no idea how big it grows!
What kind of car does a rabbit drive?
A furrari.
Question: How many men does it take to open a beer?
Answer: None. It should already be open by the time she brings it.
How do you remove one thousand flies in one motion?
Slap a Kenyan in the face.
Q: Why do old Jews have outhouses?
A: Because their afraid of the showers.
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The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
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Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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