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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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has 40.46 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, sport
What did the music teacher need a ladder for? To reach the top notes.
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has 40.46 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: school
What is the difference between a joystick and a man's d**k? A joystick does its job.
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has 40.46 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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has 40.44 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Hitler
A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight! Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet. Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thug said "Why did you put up such a fight?" To which the man promptly replied "I was afraid that you would find the $200 hidden in my shoe!"
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: money
Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, vulgar, Yo mama
Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: easter
Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
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