Q: Where does a black jew go?
A: The back of the oven.
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The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit.
Jews don't pay for anything.
A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight!
Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet.
Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thug said "Why did you put up such a fight?"
To which the man promptly replied "I was afraid that you would find the $200 hidden in my shoe!"
Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Q: Why can women play hockey?
A: Because they have to change their pads after every period.
Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
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What is height of Laziness?
Adopting a child.
Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
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