Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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What did the music teacher need a ladder for?
To reach the top notes.
What is the difference between a joystick and a man's d**k?
A joystick does its job.
The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight!
Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet.
Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thug said "Why did you put up such a fight?"
To which the man promptly replied "I was afraid that you would find the $200 hidden in my shoe!"
Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
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What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after.
Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
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