Q: Why do blacks have flat noses?
A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.
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Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.
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Q: Why don't black people like asprin?
A: They're sick of picking through cotton.
How do you know if your wife wears tights in bed?
Her toes curl up when you screw her.
Q: How do you get a black out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.
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Q: What do you call the most powerful white man on the planet?
A: The President of the Unit...sh*t.
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Q: What do you call a holy redneck with absolutely no family?
A: The Sole inbred.
Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish.
The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home.
The second guy wishes the same.
The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."
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Q: What’s so good in f***ing twenty six year olds?
A: That they are twenty…
This Refrigeration Truck Driver goes into the bar and he asks the bartender "I'd like to have a shot of Gin."
The bartender decides to have some fun with him.
So the bartender says "All right, what kind of gin would you like?"
The trucker said "You mean there's more than one kind of gin?"
Bartender says "Sure. You've got Hydrogen, Oxyogen, and Nitrogen."
The trucker said "Oh!!!! Well, did you know there are three kinds of turds?"
Bartender says "What do you mean three kinds of turds?"
Trucker says "Well, you've got Mustard, Custard, and you, you big shit. Now give me my gin."