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Q: Why do blacks have flat noses? A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.
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has 42.56 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: black people, god
Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.
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has 42.50 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: Why don't black people like asprin? A: They're sick of picking through cotton.
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has 42.34 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: racist
How do you know if your wife wears tights in bed? Her toes curl up when you screw her.
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has 42.33 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: How do you get a black out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.
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has 42.33 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people
Q: What do you call the most powerful white man on the planet? A: The President of the Unit...sh*t.
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has 42.29 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: racist, white people
Q: What do you call a holy redneck with absolutely no family? A: The Sole inbred.
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has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: family, racist, redneck
Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."
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has 42.26 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: desert island, friendship, genie, life
Q: What’s so good in f***ing twenty six year olds? A: That they are twenty…
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has 42.26 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: age, sex
This Refrigeration Truck Driver goes into the bar and he asks the bartender "I'd like to have a shot of Gin." The bartender decides to have some fun with him. So the bartender says "All right, what kind of gin would you like?" The trucker said "You mean there's more than one kind of gin?" Bartender says "Sure. You've got Hydrogen, Oxyogen, and Nitrogen." The trucker said "Oh!!!! Well, did you know there are three kinds of turds?" Bartender says "What do you mean three kinds of turds?" Trucker says "Well, you've got Mustard, Custard, and you, you big shit. Now give me my gin."
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, bartender
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