A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted, without prior experience or lessons.
She mounts the horse with great effort, and the tall, shiny horse springs into motion.
It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.
Out of shear terror, she grabs for the horse's mane but cannot seem to get a firm grip.
She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway.
The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety.
Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup.
She is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again.
As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness or even death when Frank, the Wal-Mart manager, runs out to unplug the horse.
What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball?
They re both brown, except the snowball.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
Yo mama so stupid when she pays her bills she gives pennies to her cash.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
What did the cow wear to the football game?
A Jersey.
Why are marriend women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the refrigerator and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the refrigerator.
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud.
Nothing spreads easier than butter, except for yo mommas legs.