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What did the music teacher need a ladder for? To reach the top notes.
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Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
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Q: What have condoms and tires in common? A: Good year.
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What do you call Black people running down a hill? Jail break.
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has 40.42 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist
Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.
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Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
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Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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