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Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
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has 40.31 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.
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has 40.31 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology, time
Why do women fart after they take a piss? Because they can't shake it, so they blow dry it.
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has 40.25 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fart
If I had a dollar every time I made a racist joke a nigger would rob me.
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has 40.25 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: What does it look like when you microwave a baby? A: I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Doctor: "You have cataract in your eyes. But you need not worry It is hereditary." Patient: "Death is also hereditary. Does it mean we should not worry about it?"
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, doctor
Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
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One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
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I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train. He was chuffed to bits.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death
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