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One dinosaur said, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Another dinosaur said "A non-renewable recourse!"
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has 40.23 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: communication, dinosaur
Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.
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has 40.22 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman? A: Too close to the gas chamber.
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has 40.22 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, jewish, men, women
Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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has 40.17 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, dog, food, morbid
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
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has 40.15 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: phone, sex, Yo mama
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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has 40.15 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Only nowadays there appeared a possibility to realize yourselfe: sell your liver, kidneis, skeleton...
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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