One dinosaur said, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Another dinosaur said "A non-renewable recourse!"
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Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.
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Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman?
A: Too close to the gas chamber.
Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog.
When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers.
He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
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Only nowadays there appeared a possibility to realize yourselfe: sell your liver, kidneis, skeleton...
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Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
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