Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train. He was chuffed to bits.
Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast. They taste like chicken.
Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
One dinosaur said, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Another dinosaur said "A non-renewable recourse!"
Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once? A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.