What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment?
Potpourri.
Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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Why did the Irishman wear two condoms?
To be sure, to be sure.
Monday – a very, very, good day! The leader’s daughter lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her.
Tuesday – a very, very, good day! The leader's wife lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her.
Wednesday – a very, very, very, very, very, very, bad day! ... I lost! … Now they're looking for me.
Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews?
A: Santa comes down the chimney.
Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed.
Some get away.
They are called astronauts.
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What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
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Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
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Q: What do the mosquito parents say to their small children, when they see people lying on the sandy beach during a hot summer day more than 15 minutes?
A: "Kids, prepare the cutlery and your chin-straps.
Our lunch is already heated up and ready for the consumption!"
Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
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