One dinosaur said, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Another dinosaur said "A non-renewable recourse!"
Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman? A: Too close to the gas chamber.
Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
Only nowadays there appeared a possibility to realize yourselfe: sell your liver, kidneis, skeleton...
Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.