The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
About 40 lb.
Q: What does it look like when you microwave a baby?
A: I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
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Doctor: "You have cataract in your eyes. But you need not worry It is hereditary."
Patient: "Death is also hereditary. Does it mean we should not worry about it?"
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When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
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One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
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I had a mate who was suicidal.
He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train.
He was chuffed to bits.
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Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
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