What said Adam to Eva at they’re first rendezvous?
Get back!
I have no idea how big it grows!
What kind of car does a rabbit drive?
A furrari.
The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
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Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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What do gays call hemorrhoids ?
Speed bumps.
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Q:What's the most dangerous job in America?
A: The graveyard shift at a KFC in the projects.
Q: What do gay horses eat?
A: Hay.
Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew?
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world.
Watch while I prove it to you.”
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?”
The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber.
“That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.
“Hey, son! May I ask you a question?
Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”
The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”
Yo mama is so fat she got on a scale and it said: One person at a time please!