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Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
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Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
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Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
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Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
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Q: Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out? A: He was already taking out a tooth.
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What do computers do when they get hungry? They eat chips!
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Q: What’s so good in f***ing twenty six year olds? A: That they are twenty…
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