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A guy says, "Doc, you gotta help me. Every time I fart, it sounds like, "Honda." The doctor says, "You say, 'Honda?'" "No," the guy says. "My farts do." So, the doctor says, "OK, open your mouth," and looks inside. After about two minutes, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, I can't help you, you need to go see a dentist." The guy says, "Why a dentist?" The doctor says, "Because you have an absessed tooth." The guy says, "What the hell does that have to do with my condition?" The doctor says, "Well, didn't you know? Absess makes the farts go Honda!"
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, doctor, fart
One man (lets call him Johnny) came to gun shop. J(ohnny):I want a pistol S(alesman):Choose from this wall (points at wall full of pistols) J: (points at biggest pistol) I want this, S: An .44 Magnum? And for what purpose? J: For shooting cans. S: (points on smaller handgun) For shooting cans is the best this one. J: (points again on .44) No, I want this one. S: And what cans will you shoot at? J: Um...Mexi-cans, Portori-cans, Afri-cans...
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: men
When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
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I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train. He was chuffed to bits.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death
Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast. They taste like chicken.
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