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Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
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Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
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has 40.93 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: music, stupid, Yo mama
Question: How many men does it take to open a beer? Answer: None. It should already be open by the time she brings it.
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has 40.93 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: beer, women
What said Adam to Eva at they’re first rendezvous? Get back! I have no idea how big it grows!
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What kind of car does a rabbit drive? A furrari.
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has 40.93 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: animal, car
The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
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has 40.90 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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has 40.88 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, sport
What do gays call hemorrhoids ? Speed bumps.
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has 40.88 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, health
Q:What's the most dangerous job in America? A: The graveyard shift at a KFC in the projects.
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has 40.88 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: racist, work
Q: What do gay horses eat? A: Hay.
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has 40.87 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: food, gay, horse
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