Teacher: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Ramu: Yes it's really strange.
I've got another pair of the same at home.
Q: How did the sand get wet?
A: The sea weed!
Three guys talk in a bar.
Two discuss how they are king in their castles and how much their wives respect them.
The third guy remains quiet.
Finally, one guy turns to the quiet guy and asks, "What about you?
Do you rule your roost?"
The quiet guy says, "Well, just the other night, my wife came to me on her hands and knees."
"What happened then?" they ask.
"She said, 'Get out from under the bed and fight like a man.'"
Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed.
Some get away.
They are called astronauts.
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What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
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Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
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Q: What do the mosquito parents say to their small children, when they see people lying on the sandy beach during a hot summer day more than 15 minutes?
A: "Kids, prepare the cutlery and your chin-straps.
Our lunch is already heated up and ready for the consumption!"
Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
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Q: Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?
A: He was already taking out a tooth.
Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
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