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A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: “Now, students, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I should turn red in the face.” “Yes, sir,” the boys said. “Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn’t run into my feet?” A little fellow shouted, “‘It’s because yer feet ain’t empty.”
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: school, student, teacher
Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
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You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
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Yesterday I was at the hairdresser to cut my hair. The cutting of the hair costs 3 Euros but I had only 1 Euro. So I have asked the hairdresser if she will cut my hair also for 1 Euro? She said yes, so I was glad. Ok, it is not perfect, one side of my head is cut a little bit more than the other one, maybe I look a bit weird, but nobody is perfect.
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Q: What did the adding machine say to the cashier? A: You can count on me.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: kids
Only nowadays there appeared a possibility to realize yourselfe: sell your liver, kidneis, skeleton...
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
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The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
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