Q: Why did the white man cross the road?
A: To steal our land and enslave our children.
I met a sista once who told me she could tell how good a brotha is in bed simply by the way he opens the door to his apartment.
So, I asked her how.
She said if that brotha fumbles with the keys, that means he doesn't know what he's doing.
If he opens the door too quick, means he's too fast and he's a total waste of time.
But if that brotha opens the door with a smooth, controlled movement, that means he's real good in bed.
Then she asked me how I open the door to my apartment.
I told her, "Honey, I lick the lock first."
My math teacher called me average...
How mean!
Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew?
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days.
Finally his mother talked his reluctant father into taking him.
"So how was it?" his mother asked when they returned home.
"Great," Little Johnny replied.
"Did you and daddy have a good time?" asked his mother.
"Yeah, daddy really liked it too," exclaimed Little Johnny, "especially when one of the animals came home at 30 to 1!"
Vote:
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
Q: What have condoms and tires in common?
A: Good year.
What did the music teacher need a ladder for?
To reach the top notes.
What’s the definition of a Yankee?
Same thing as a ‘quickie’ but you do it yourself.
What is the difference between a joystick and a man's d**k?
A joystick does its job.