Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
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Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
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2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
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The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
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Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
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Yo momma’s so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.
I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
Q: What's worse than holocaust?
A: 6M Jews.