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Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and restart. Order shall return.
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What do you call a bunch of niggers in a school bus? A rotten banana.
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The old woman comes to a gynecologist. He inspects her and says with the surprice: An old woman, you're pregnant! How did you managed at your age...? Oh, those teens. They always asks to tell them everything, then show and give to try...
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Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized penises. "How do you account for this?" he asked the brothers. "It's hereditary, sir," the older one replied. "I see," said the doctor, writing in his file. "Your father's the reason for your elongated penises?" "No sir, our mother." "Your mother? You idiot, women don't have penises!" "I know, sir," replied the recruit, "but she only had one arm, and when it came to getting us out of the bathtub, she had to manage as best as she could."
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What do we do with crude oil? Teach it some manners!
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Doc, isn't it harmful to drink a shot before eating? No it's not, if you don't eat too often..
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At the Court discussion between judge and villager: So you was propeling surrogate alcohol? Me? No! What do you mean no? You have a device for that... means propeled. Then please judge me also for rape... So you have raped someone also? Well no... but I have a device...
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Did you hear the one about the cannibal who passed his brother in the jungle the other day?
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
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Q: How was your first marriage terminated? A: By death. Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
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