Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.
I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
Q: What's worse than holocaust? A: 6M Jews.