Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.
Q: What did one tampon say to the other? A: Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.
Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
Yesterday I was at the hairdresser to cut my hair. The cutting of the hair costs 3 Euros but I had only 1 Euro. So I have asked the hairdresser if she will cut my hair also for 1 Euro? She said yes, so I was glad. Ok, it is not perfect, one side of my head is cut a little bit more than the other one, maybe I look a bit weird, but nobody is perfect.
Only nowadays there appeared a possibility to realize yourselfe: sell your liver, kidneis, skeleton...
Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.