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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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has 40.23 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, knock-knock
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
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has 40.15 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: phone, sex, Yo mama
Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.
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has 40.15 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur
Q: What did one tampon say to the other? A: Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.
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has 40.11 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: insulting, sport, Yo mama
You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Yesterday I was at the hairdresser to cut my hair. The cutting of the hair costs 3 Euros but I had only 1 Euro. So I have asked the hairdresser if she will cut my hair also for 1 Euro? She said yes, so I was glad. Ok, it is not perfect, one side of my head is cut a little bit more than the other one, maybe I look a bit weird, but nobody is perfect.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: beauty, money, ugly
Only nowadays there appeared a possibility to realize yourselfe: sell your liver, kidneis, skeleton...
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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