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Q: Why are jelly beans alot like the world? A: Because everyone hates the black ones.
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Little Johnny had finished his summer vacation and gone back to school. Two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that he was misbehaving. “Wait a minute,” she said. “I had Johnny with me for three months and I never called you once when he misbehaved.”
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Q: What's the difference between a working white man and a working black man? A: The White man is working legally.
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Q: What's the difference between an epyleptic oyster shucker and a prostitute with diahrrea? A: One shucks between fits.
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Q: Why do women have periods? A: Because they deserve them.
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How do you blindfold a Chinese person? Put floss over their eyes.
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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket.
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She has her husband eating out of the palm of her hand – it saves on the washing-up.
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What's pink and chunky? A baby with leprosy.
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The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "I've found a man just like father!" Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"
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