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Q: How big are the pastro's beds? A: Oh c'mon, it knows every little kid.
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Boy’s father come back from uk & was calling his wife. Boy:- papa mom has died. father slaped boy & said why u dont inform me when i was in America Boy :- i thought i will give u a surprise.
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Yo mama is so ugly that when I showed a picture of my ass they said they are twins!
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Your Momma is like Burger King "Have it Your Way".
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My previous girlfriend had this weird sleeping disorder - in the middle of every night she would wake up and suck my dick. No wonder her dad did not want her to move out.
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What’s the difference between a nigger and a pizza? Pizza doesn’t scream in the roaster!
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Why did the Irishman wear two condoms? To be sure, to be sure.
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Q: When is the only time you can smack an ugly woman in the face? A: When her mustache is on fire.
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Randy Rachel has got a speech impediment – she can’t say no.
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Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
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