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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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So this blonde woman walks into a shop and asks the owner "Have you got a phone I can borrow as I have a bit of money and I want to call my mom." The owner says "yes" and takes her to the back of the room as he realized she was a blonde so he wanted a blowjob. So they go in the back of the room and the guy took his pants off and took out his penis. So the woman gave him the money and she put her mouth on his penis and shouted: "HEY MOM ARE YOU IN THERE!"
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has 39.62 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: blonde, money, phone, sex, stupid
Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
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has 39.56 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, fart, women
Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A. He wanted cold hard cash!
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has 39.54 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: money
Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once? A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
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has 39.51 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish, money, racist
Yo mama so stupid when she pays her bills she gives pennies to her cash.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: money, stupid, Yo mama
Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
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Q: Why did the cowboy have sh*t in his mustache? A: Cuz he'd been lookin for love in all the wrong places.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: cowboy, disgusting
Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
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What do cows wear when they are on vacation in Hawaii? Moo moos.
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