Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town. They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.
Q: Did you hear about the Mexican that went to college? A: Neither did I.
Why does a man like love at first sight? It saves them a lot of time.
Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple. Airline virus: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore. Anita Hill virus: Lies dormant for ten years. Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back. AT&T virus: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.
Q: Why is it so hot at Phillies games? A: Because there's not a fan in the place.