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Q: Why did the cowboy have sh*t in his mustache? A: Cuz he'd been lookin for love in all the wrong places.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
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Yo mama so stupid when she pays her bills she gives pennies to her cash.
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Two halves make a whole. Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: What is difference between man and Superman? A: Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: men
Moses did not part the sea. Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
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What's the difference between a rooster and your mom? A rooster says cockadoodledoo, Your mom says anycockledoo.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.
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