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Your moms pussy is so hairy when your brother was born he died of rug burn.
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has 39.46 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Q: Why did the Asian cross the road? A: Because he had no car!
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has 39.45 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: asian, car, money, racist
Chuck Norris lives in a Roundhouse... And his favorite drink is punch...
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has 39.42 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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has 39.42 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: bird, Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
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has 39.42 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town. They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
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has 39.42 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids, Santa
Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
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has 39.42 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.
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has 39.41 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: black people, drug
Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A. He wanted cold hard cash!
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has 39.40 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: money
Q: Did you hear about the Mexican that went to college? A: Neither did I.
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has 39.40 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: racist
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