I before E except after Chuck.
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Chuck Norris isn't on Earth, the Earth is on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares.
Actually he can also blow your face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
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Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died?
Everyone at Apple are crying their's out!
Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
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Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
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Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
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Do not offer four 10-year-old ones.
Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?
She was charged with rustling!