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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.
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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2.
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The website you seek Cannot be located, but Countless more exist.
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The keyboard is painted in camouflage.
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Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay? A. They don't have time.
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How can you tell soap operas are fictional? In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.
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The web isn’t better than sex, but sliced bread is in serious trouble.
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For thirty years, Officer Johnson had arrived at the police station at 9 A.M. on the dot ready for duty. He had never missed a day and was never late. Consequently, when on one particular day 9 A.M. passed without Johnson's arrival in the briefing room, it caused a major sensation. All announcements and patrol assignments ceased and the sergeant himself, looking at his watch and muttering, stormed out into the corridor. Finally, precisely at ten, Johnson showed up, his uniform dusty and torn, his nametag missing, his face scratched and bruised, his shield bent. He limped painfully to the time clock, punched in, and said, aware that all eyes were upon him, "I tripped and rolled down two flights of stairs. Nearly freakin' killed myself." And the sergeant said, "And to roll down two flights of stairs took you a whole hour?"
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How does a blonde turn on the light after sex? She opens the car door.
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Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones? Because they're hand made.
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