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My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight. It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
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Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
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An advertisement: I change 40-year-old wife to two 20-years-old ones. Do not offer four 10-year-old ones.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: age, men, wife
Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress? She was charged with rustling!
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: women
Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures. Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
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Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard. When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
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