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Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is Yahoo@ChuckNorris.com
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The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town. They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
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Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
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How do you hire a horse? Put a brick under each hoof!
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Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A. He wanted cold hard cash!
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The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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Why does a man like love at first sight? It saves them a lot of time.
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What is a Zebra? A Z-bra is 25 sizes bigger than an A-bra.
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There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast. Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods... Cats have never forgotten this. Here's proof that Cats are smarter than dogs... You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God! Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.My husband said it was him or the cat... I miss him sometimes. Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit!
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Q: Why is it so hot at Phillies games? A: Because there's not a fan in the place.
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