What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after.
Q: What do women and cats have in common?
A: Pussy farts.
Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A. He wanted cold hard cash!
What's the difference between a rooster and your mom?
A rooster says cockadoodledoo, Your mom says anycockledoo.
I think that it is better to give that to get.
You have a very generous thinking.
Are you a humanitarian?
No, I’m a boxer.
Yo mamma’s so fat, that if you throw her out the window people will start screaming:
Look, a flying saucer!
If you want to know God’s opinion of money just look at the people He gave it to.
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?
A: She can't find the eleven.
I had a knock at my door earlier, it was a policeman…
“Mr Cook?”
“Yes,” I replied.
“I’m afraid your dog has just been reported to have chased someone on a bike.”
I said, “That’s bullshit – my dog doesn’t have a bike!”
Men are like.....Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.