Q: Whats different between a Mexican and a Pothole?
A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after.
Q: What do women and cats have in common?
A: Pussy farts.
Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A. He wanted cold hard cash!
What's the difference between a rooster and your mom?
A rooster says cockadoodledoo, Your mom says anycockledoo.
A lot of things have changed in my life since I got to know that my girlfriend got pregnant.
My name, living address, phone number...
Q: Why was the blonde afraid to have phone sex?
A: Because the condom wouldn't fit over the phone.
If you want to know God’s opinion of money just look at the people He gave it to.
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?
A: She can't find the eleven.
I think that it is better to give that to get.
You have a very generous thinking.
Are you a humanitarian?
No, I’m a boxer.