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Q: Whats different between a Mexican and a Pothole? A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road.
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has 39.60 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
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has 39.56 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: easter
Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
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has 39.56 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, fart, women
Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool? A: Coco puffs. Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool? A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
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has 39.55 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, mexican, racist, sport
Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A. He wanted cold hard cash!
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has 39.54 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: money
The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.
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has 39.52 % from 218 votes. More jokes about: christian, death, jewish, mean
Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
What do cows wear when they are on vacation in Hawaii? Moo moos.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, geography, holiday
What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits home? A search warren.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, cop
Two halves make a whole. Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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