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In bed my girlfriend used to mentally dress me.
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Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared. These are known as black holes.
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Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'" Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?" Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
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Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.
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has 37.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, lawyer, morbid
How many women does it take to change a light bulb? 11 - 10 to form a committee and 1 to get her boyfriend to do it...
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Global warming is the result of Chuck Norris getting mad.
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Originally it was called 'Chuck Norris Mode' but he decided to let god have that one because Chuck Norris is humble like that.
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Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
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The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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