Chuck Norris doesn't go to therapy, therapy goes to Chuck Norris.
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I have a scary joke about math but im 2² to say it.
Q: Have you ever seen a black person on the jetsons?
A: NO. Looks like a good future doesn't it?
Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED FROM A BL*W JOB.
One day, Little Johnny was with his father at home.
He asked: "What does "evolution" mean?"
His father replied, "Figure it out."
Next day, at school, during a math test, a boy raised his hand: "What's 289+308?"
The teacher said: "Figure it out."
Ten minutes later, Little Johnny looked at the boy and said: "Why don't you write "evolution"? Your teacher already told you!"
One day a medical professor and his class were standing over a corpse and the professor said, "There are two things to being a medical forensicist. First: Don't fear anything."
After saying that, the professor shoved his middle finger up the corpse's anus and licked it. He then told the class to do the same.
After hesitating, they all did it.
"Next," the professor said, "you have to have a key observation finger. Thus, I licked my index finger."
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
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On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers.
He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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