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The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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has 37.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, football, kids
When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
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has 37.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten? An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, cat, kitty
My sister was with two men in one night. She could hardly walk after that. Can you imagine? Two dinners!
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: women
‘I’ve found the secret of eternal youth. I lie about my age.’ Bob Hope How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: life
Q: What vegetables to librarians like? A: Quiet peas.
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: school
Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game? Because all the fans have left.
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: football, sport
When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
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An old man tells his psychiatrist that he is already very old and he has committed during his life many sins. The psychiatrist wanted to help him, so he has asked him: "And how long are you with your wife?" The man answered: "45 years." The psychiatrist said: "Don´t have the fear, because after your death you will be surely added to the sufferers, sleep well."
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: doctor, life, marriage, old people, time
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