A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls, and sat down next to of all people a beautiful, you guessed it, blonde. The blonde kept looking quizzically at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls." Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him thoughtfully and finally, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"
how do you keep a black person out of your backyard? Hang one in the front.
He’s been hitting the bottle for years. He’ll be two tomorrow.
Yo Mama's like a fast food retaurant, she takes orders from the front and the back.
Yo Momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk!
Q: Where does a black jew go? A: The back of the oven.
Q: What does a black person have that is white? A: His owner!
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," she cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the same voice came over the line. "Never mind, I got in the back seat by mistake."
Q: When does a cub become a boy scout? A: When he eats his first Brownie.
A 7-year-old boy and a 40-year old man are walking together in a dark forest. The young boy says, "I'm afraid..." The 40-year-old man replies," You're afraid?! I have to walk out of here alone!"