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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese
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Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,"I have to take a dumpski,"and he walks into the woods to do it. Several minutes later,the other guy hears the first guy crying "Boo Hoo,I Had A Miscarriage. I Had A Miscarriage." He runs into the woods to see what is going on. When he gets there,the first guy is still crying,"Boo-Hoo I Had a Miscarriage... He looks down and says,"Don't be silly. You didn't have a miscarraige. You had diarrhea on a toad."
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Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, she can look up a camel’s butt and scare its hump off.
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Chuck Norris made sick the healthy chocolate.
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Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
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The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
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has 37.45 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris, life
Q: Who did little Johnny see when he snuck into the church late one night? A: Pastor Bedtime.
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has 37.43 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: church, dirty, little Johnny, sex
China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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has 37.36 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, geography, sex, technology
In bed my girlfriend used to mentally dress me.
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