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Jesus walks into a hotel, rings the bell, and waits for the receptionist to come out. He looks her dead in the eye, slams three nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: god, life
Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: What's brown and taps on the window? A: A baby in a microwave!
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
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has 37.60 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, duck
A honeymoon couple go into a hotel and ask for a suite. ‘Bridal?’ asks the desk clerk. ‘No thanks,’ replies the bride, ‘I’ll just hang onto his shoulders.’
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has 37.60 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: sex
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Because there are blonde men too!
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has 37.60 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: blonde, men, women
I have a scary joke about math but im 2² to say it.
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has 37.50 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: math
Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
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has 37.45 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: air force, airplane, Chuck Norris
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