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Chuck Norris made sick the healthy chocolate.
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has 37.45 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, Chuck Norris, health
Yo momma’s so ugly, she can look up a camel’s butt and scare its hump off.
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has 37.45 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
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has 37.45 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: air force, airplane, Chuck Norris
Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh- Moooooo!
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has 37.38 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: animal, knock-knock
Q: Why did hitter kill himself? A: Because he could not pay the gas bill.
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has 37.38 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, money, morbid
Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared. These are known as black holes.
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has 37.36 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, time
A guy's walking along the beach and he finds a magic lamp. He rubs it and two blonde genies come out. They tell him they'll grant him any three wishes he wants. So he makes his wishes... he wakes up in bed with 50 of the most beautiful women he's ever seen and he'd just made love to all of them. Then he walks outta the bed and opens a treasure chest filled with more money than you could ever imagine... then two KKK members come riding in on horses, throw a noose over a tree and hang him... The KKK members take off their masks and its the two blonde genies one of them says to the other: "I can understand why he wanted to sleep with all the women, I know why he wanted a chest full of money... but I can't figure out why the hell he would wanna be hung like a nigger..."
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has 37.36 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: black people, blonde, genie, love, money
Why can’t gypsies have babies? Because their husbands have crystal balls.
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has 37.36 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: sex
In bed my girlfriend used to mentally dress me.
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has 37.36 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: sex
"Have you heard my knock-knock joke?" asked the blonde. "No," said the brunette. "Okay," said the blonde, "you start."
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has 37.36 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: blonde, knock-knock, stupid
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