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The following conversation took place in school. Teacher: "So we are all descended from Adam and Eve." Young kid: "My dad says we came from apes." Teacher: "That's probably true for your family Abdul."
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has 37.88 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: communication, insulting, religious, school, teacher
Black magic... It doesn't work.
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has 37.88 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: racist, work
Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man". Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man". Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".
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has 37.88 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: airplane, business, celebrity, Chuck Norris
Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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has 37.83 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep? A: When the big hand touches the small one.
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has 37.83 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, kids, sex
Q: When is the only time you can smack an ugly woman in the face? A: When her mustache is on fire.
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has 37.83 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild? Money.
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has 37.73 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: money, women
Chuck Norris doesn't go to therapy, therapy goes to Chuck Norris.
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has 37.73 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, doctor
I have a scary joke about math but im 2² to say it.
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has 37.70 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: math
Q: Have you ever seen a black person on the jetsons? A: NO. Looks like a good future doesn't it?
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has 37.70 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: racist
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