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Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? A: They don't want to get "beat up".
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: easter, food, party
Yo mama's so poor when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.
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has 37.21 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Q: What kind of kids do you get when a black and a Mexican marry. A: Kids too lazy to steal.
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has 37.20 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, mexican, racist
"Johny, what is the difference between being sober and being drunken?" Johny: "When I was drunk I didn't need to buy a ticket to the carousel." "Ok, and when you were sober and wanted to go to the carousel what has happened then?" "The carousel man needed to center the whole carousel, of course. The left half of the carousel was for me and the right one for all the small children."
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has 37.14 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: drunk, kids, little Johnny
The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
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has 37.14 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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has 37.14 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Two cannibals are eating an atheist, and one says to the other, "Can you believe the way this guy tastes?"
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has 37.14 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: atheist, food
Q: How many Democrats does it take to clean up a disastrous Bush presidency? A: At least two!
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has 37.14 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: democrat, political, republican
Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
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has 37.14 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math, science
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