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When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Why did the spider buy a car? So he could take it out for a spin!
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has 39.18 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: animal, car
In bed my girlfriend used to mentally dress me.
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has 39.18 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: sex
Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
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has 39.18 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
What’s the definition of a Yankee? Same thing as a ‘quickie’ but you do it yourself.
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has 39.18 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: sex
Your moms pussy is so hairy when your brother was born he died of rug burn.
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has 39.12 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase? Branch manager.
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has 39.12 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: black people
A man in a balaclava with a gun asked, "Are you a Protestant or a Catholic?" "Neither, I'm a Jew." "But are you a Protestant Jew or a Catholic Jew?"
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has 39.11 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: catholic, jewish, religious
I tried to catch some fog earlier. I mist.
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: life
Happy Father's Day to someome who's been completely replaced in his marriage by Fifty Shades of Grey.
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: dirty, Fathers day, marriage, sex
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