Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt.
Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. "Well, Skip," said the scout, "Dad had only one bottle of beer left, so I let my baby brother have it."
Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man.
One day a Viking named Leif returned after a long sea voyage and found that during his absence his name had been removed from the town register. He sent his wife to the town hall make a complaint to the mayor. "I’m sorry," said the mayor, "I must have taken Leif off my census."
What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper? Warren.
Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner? He was already stuffed!
When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
"Where did you born?" "At the hospital!" "Don’t tell me! And what were you in for?"
Teacher: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots! Ramu: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.