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Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt.
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. "Well, Skip," said the scout, "Dad had only one bottle of beer left, so I let my baby brother have it."
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Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man.
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One day a Viking named Leif returned after a long sea voyage and found that during his absence his name had been removed from the town register. He sent his wife to the town hall make a complaint to the mayor. "I’m sorry," said the mayor, "I must have taken Leif off my census."
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What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper? Warren.
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Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner? He was already stuffed!
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When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
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"Where did you born?" "At the hospital!" "Don’t tell me! And what were you in for?"
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Teacher: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots! Ramu: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.
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