What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob. On the wall? Art. On the floor? Matt.
When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week. The man was missing for four and a half years.
Chuck Norris can stop the music.
When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
Yo mama's so poor when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.
My husband added some spice to our marriage. He's left home.
The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.