Chuck Norris can stop the music.
The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
Yo Mama's so Web 2.0, she makes you call her Mothr!
What does a nigger do after sex? 25 years to life.
Yo mama's so poor when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.
The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
"Johny, what is the difference between being sober and being drunken?" Johny: "When I was drunk I didn't need to buy a ticket to the carousel." "Ok, and when you were sober and wanted to go to the carousel what has happened then?" "The carousel man needed to center the whole carousel, of course. The left half of the carousel was for me and the right one for all the small children."
Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.