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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob. On the wall? Art. On the floor? Matt.
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When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
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Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week. The man was missing for four and a half years.
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
Yo mama's so poor when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.
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has 37.21 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
My husband added some spice to our marriage. He's left home.
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has 37.14 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: husband, marriage
The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
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has 37.14 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
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