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Q: Why does a squirrle swim on its back? A: To keep its nuts dry
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has 37.35 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty
A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me." She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams inagony. She pushes her knee and screams,pushes her ankle and screams and so on it goes. The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette are you?" She says, "No, I'm really a blonde." "I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde, doctor, health
An old man tells his psychiatrist that he is already very old and he has committed during his life many sins. The psychiatrist wanted to help him, so he has asked him: "And how long are you with your wife?" The man answered: "45 years." The psychiatrist said: "Don´t have the fear, because after your death you will be surely added to the sufferers, sleep well."
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: doctor, life, marriage, old people, time
My sister was with two men in one night. She could hardly walk after that. Can you imagine? Two dinners!
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: women
‘I’ve found the secret of eternal youth. I lie about my age.’ Bob Hope How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: life
Jose approaches the Mexican border on his bicycle. Hanging from his shoulders he has two large, bulky bags. The border patrol guard stops him and says,"Hey mister what ya got in those bags?" "Just sand," replied Jose.
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: men
Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game? Because all the fans have left.
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: football, sport
When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week. The man was missing for four and a half years.
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
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