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Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
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Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Yo Mama's so Web 2.0, she makes you call her Mothr!
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: internet, Yo mama
What does a nigger do after sex? 25 years to life.
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has 37.23 % from 161 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, sex, time
Yo mama's so poor when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.
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has 37.21 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
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has 37.14 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
"Johny, what is the difference between being sober and being drunken?" Johny: "When I was drunk I didn't need to buy a ticket to the carousel." "Ok, and when you were sober and wanted to go to the carousel what has happened then?" "The carousel man needed to center the whole carousel, of course. The left half of the carousel was for me and the right one for all the small children."
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has 37.14 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: drunk, kids, little Johnny
Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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has 37.14 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
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