Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
Q: How do you know that a dead body found by the side of the road is a nurse?
A: Because its stomach is empty, its bladder is full, and its ass chewed!
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Q: What do you call a fat black man laying down?
A: KitKat Chunky.
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I used to hate weddings, all the old ladies would prod me and say "you'll be next!"
They soon stopped that, when I started saying it to them at funerals !
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape?
The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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What do you call a baby on a stick?
A Kebabie.
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A lot of things have changed in my life since I got to know that my girlfriend got pregnant.
My name, living address, phone number...
Q: Why was the blonde afraid to have phone sex?
A: Because the condom wouldn't fit over the phone.
Yo momma’s so fat, her ass has its own congressman.
What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
1) No mind.
2) No business.