He’s been hitting the bottle for years. He’ll be two tomorrow.
Q: Why did the elephant paint himself diffrent colours? A: So he could hide in the crayon box!
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob. On the wall? Art. On the floor? Matt.
When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week. The man was missing for four and a half years.
Chuck Norris can stop the music.
Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? A: They don't want to get "beat up".
Patient: "Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?" Dentist: "Wear a brown tie..."