He’s been hitting the bottle for years.
He’ll be two tomorrow.
Q: Why did the elephant paint himself diffrent colours?
A: So he could hide in the crayon box!
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob.
On the wall? Art.
On the floor? Matt.
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When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
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Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week.
The man was missing for four and a half years.
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Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night?
A: They don't want to get "beat up".
Patient: "Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?"
Dentist: "Wear a brown tie..."