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He’s been hitting the bottle for years. He’ll be two tomorrow.
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Q: Why did the elephant paint himself diffrent colours? A: So he could hide in the crayon box!
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob. On the wall? Art. On the floor? Matt.
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When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
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Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week. The man was missing for four and a half years.
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Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? A: They don't want to get "beat up".
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Patient: "Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?" Dentist: "Wear a brown tie..."
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