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Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
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has 37.02 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, time, Yo mama
Q: How do you know that a dead body found by the side of the road is a nurse? A: Because its stomach is empty, its bladder is full, and its ass chewed!
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has 37.02 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: death, disgusting, nurse
Q: What do you call a fat black man laying down? A: KitKat Chunky.
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has 37.02 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
I used to hate weddings, all the old ladies would prod me and say "you'll be next!" They soon stopped that, when I started saying it to them at funerals !
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has 36.97 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: funeral, life, wedding
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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has 36.94 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
What do you call a baby on a stick? A Kebabie.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: black humor
A lot of things have changed in my life since I got to know that my girlfriend got pregnant. My name, living address, phone number...
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Q: Why was the blonde afraid to have phone sex? A: Because the condom wouldn't fit over the phone.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Yo momma’s so fat, her ass has its own congressman.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1) No mind. 2) No business.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: business, men
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