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Yo momma’s so fat, her ass has its own congressman.
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How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow fell on her.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde
I tried some of that aphrodisiac rhino horn. Now I’ve got an overwhelming desire to charge at Land Rovers.
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has 36.89 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: sex
Facebook is like a fridge. Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.
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has 36.89 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Facebook
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Because there are blonde men too!
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has 36.89 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: blonde, men, women
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
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has 36.89 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, stupid
Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her? A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.
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has 36.82 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, dog, fish, husband
God created universe, Chuck Norris created God.
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has 36.82 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god, life
Q: Where did OP go in the explosion? A: Everywhere.
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has 36.82 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, terrorist
Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
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has 36.82 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
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