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What do you if you're trapped inside a whale? Run round and round till you're all pooped out!
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has 35.66 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep? A: When the big hand touches the small one.
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has 35.61 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, kids, sex
One night, there was a knock on my door... i open it and no one was there every night I would get the same knock and still no one was there... Untill the morning I was just making myself some tea as a person knocks on my door it was a black man he walk in and stole my tea .... i said to myself did he just mug me .... I still didn't know who was knocking on the doors at night Untill one night I opened my door and there was a floating mug I was still confused.
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has 35.61 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, life
Your mom so dumb she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
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has 35.60 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: dentist, technology, Yo mama
What do you call a nigger with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women? An inmate.
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has 35.59 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: prison, racist, work
One day Pebbles Flintstone got scared and hopped in bed with Wilma and Fred. She looked under the covers on Wilma's side and asked what that was and Wilma said well Pebbles thas my rock. After that Pebbles looked on Fred's side and asked what that thing was down there and Fred replied thats my rock grinder. So Pebbles layed there for a few minutes then sat up and said so mommy puts her rock in daddy's rock grinder and out pops PEBBLES! ! ! !
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has 35.51 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: kids, sex
Q: What do gay horses eat? A: Hay.
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has 35.51 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: food, gay, horse
Q: Two Mexican cousins are in the front seat of a car who's in the back? A: their children
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has 35.50 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter? A: Because their lips will get chapped!
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has 35.37 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, winter, women
Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
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has 35.32 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
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