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I went down the local supermarket, I said, ''I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it'', he said, "Those are pickled onions'
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I live like a medieval knight. Every night I go to sleep with a battleaxe at my side.
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Wife to husband: ‘You certainly made a fool of yourself last night. I just hope nobody realised you were sober.’
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‘Why don’t you go home to your wife. Better yet, I’ll go home to your wife and, outside of the improvement, she won’t notice any difference.’ Groucho Marx
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What has a head, a tail, and no body? A coin!
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Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork? So you can tell which ones are still alive.
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Q: Who hangs out with musicians but isn't a musician? A: Drummers.
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In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
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Wagner is really Chuck Norris!
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Q: Why is Michael Jackson addicted to pain killers? A: To stop him from going OW OW OW!
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