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One day a man got on the bus and saw a nun. He started to have sexual Thoughts about her and tried to stop but she looked so good that he couldn't Stop. So once she got off the bus the man asked the bus driver if he knew Where she was going. The bus driver said to meet the nun at the church at 8:0op.m dressed like jesus. He went there dressed like jesus. This Surprised the nun and she asked him what she needed to do and he said have anal sex with him. Afterwards, the man said I have a confession to make and he told her he wasn't jesus but the man on the bus. The nun then said she had a confession also. She was the busdriver..
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Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!
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At the grammy awards Beyonce said to Justin Bieber, "What song would u sing of mine justin?" Justin said, "If I were a boy."
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Never underestimate the power of a small tactical nuclear weapon.
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One day I was walking on the streets when I saw someone running. I stopped and asked them what happened, they said their neighbor lived in the dark and came today with black face.
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When Chuck Norris had a baby he was horny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.
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Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
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Q: Why do women have tiny feet? A: So they can stand closer to the sink.
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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Two old soldiers, Fred and Harry, are sitting in their club. Harry turns to Fred and says, ‘When was the last time you made love to a woman?’ Fred thinks for a moment then says, ‘1947.’ ‘Good heavens,’ says Harry. ‘That’s a very long time ago.’ ‘Not reall
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