Q: Who hangs out with musicians but isn't a musician?
A: Drummers.
In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
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Wagner is really Chuck Norris!
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Q: Why is Michael Jackson addicted to pain killers?
A: To stop him from going OW OW OW!
Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
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Q: Two Mexican cousins are in the front seat of a car who's in the back?
A: their children
Teacher: "In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia?"
Pupil: "Holding up the telegraph lines!"
I think I just evolved into Homo Erectus.
What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
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What do men and sperm have in common?
They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.