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Q: Who hangs out with musicians but isn't a musician? A: Drummers.
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In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
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has 35.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Wagner is really Chuck Norris!
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Q: Why is Michael Jackson addicted to pain killers? A: To stop him from going OW OW OW!
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Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
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Q: Two Mexican cousins are in the front seat of a car who's in the back? A: their children
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has 35.28 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: mexican, racist
Teacher: "In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia?" Pupil: "Holding up the telegraph lines!"
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has 35.24 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: phone, school, teacher, war
I think I just evolved into Homo Erectus.
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has 35.24 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A cherry float.
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has 35.23 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What do men and sperm have in common? They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
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has 35.23 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: men
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