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Your mom so dumb she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
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has 35.44 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: dentist, technology, Yo mama
Q: Hey, what's the jew doing in the ashtray? A: Family research.
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has 35.41 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, family, jewish, war
How do lesbians handle their liquor? By the ears. (Lick her)
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has 35.37 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: dirty, lesbian
Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter? A: Because their lips will get chapped!
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has 35.37 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, winter, women
Legendarily naughty Little Johnny sat in class quietly as the students were composing a poem with their teacher. When she asked for an F-word that rhymed with "duck" he waved his hand feverishly. The teacher frowned and passed him by. No kids, however, could offer her a solution. Finally she glared at Johnny and called on him. Johnny put on his devlish grin and said, "An F-word that rhymes with duck is...fluctuation." The teacher blurted out, "No Johnny, that's sucks! I'm so sick of telling you what a little frigging a**hole you are!"
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has 35.36 % from 190 votes. More jokes about: duck, little Johnny, student, teacher
What do you call a nigger with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women? An inmate.
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has 35.34 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: prison, racist, work
Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
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has 35.32 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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has 35.29 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, death, life, technology
Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
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has 35.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fart, weather
A man is in a bar and has one too many drinks. This beautiful lady sits down next to him. He turns to her and says "Hey how bout it. You and me, gettin it on. I've got a couple dollars and it looks like you could use a little money." She stands up and says, "What makes you think I charge by the inch."
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has 35.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, beauty, money, women
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