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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Patient: "Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?" Dentist: "Wear a brown tie..."
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dentist
Why did the zombie baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, disgusting
Boy Monster: Did you get the big red heart I sent you for Valentine's? Girl Monster: Yes, I did. Thank you. Boy Monster: Is it still beating?
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, Valentines day
Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, sex, Yo mama
The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Q: What did Jesus tell the Mexicans just before he died? A: Act stupid until I get back.
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has 35.74 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: christian, death, mexican, racist, religious
What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper? Warren.
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has 35.73 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: animal
Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
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has 35.73 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, soccer, sport
Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
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has 35.73 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Halloween, stupid
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