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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Patient: "Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?" Dentist: "Wear a brown tie..."
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dentist
Why did the zombie baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, disgusting
Boy Monster: Did you get the big red heart I sent you for Valentine's? Girl Monster: Yes, I did. Thank you. Boy Monster: Is it still beating?
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, Valentines day
Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, sex, Yo mama
The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris is not cool. By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Q: What did Jesus tell the Mexicans just before he died? A: Act stupid until I get back.
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has 35.74 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: christian, death, mexican, racist, religious
Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
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has 35.73 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, soccer, sport
Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out. The genie ain't stupid.
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has 35.73 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, genie, stupid
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