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I think I just evolved into Homo Erectus.
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How does a gay man fake an orgasm? He spits on his partners back.
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What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A cherry float.
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has 35.23 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What do men and sperm have in common? They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
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A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and hugged her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "You worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."
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"Waiter, these noodles are a bit crunchy." Waiter: "That's because they're the chopsticks, sir."
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has 35.23 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: sport
Bill Gates arrives at the port to heaven and hell. Petrus says: You see Bill, we don't know what to do with you. You may choose "heaven" or "hell". Bill peeks in heaven and sees a couple of old boring men sitting around at a table. Bill takes a look in hell and sees really beautiful women, sex, drugs, rock and roll, and most of all, gambling. So Bill says : I am a gambling man, I want to go to hell! Once in hell, Bill is immediately thrown into the fire. So Bill says : hey, what the hell is this, I saw all the gambling, the women, and sex? The devil says: 'That was just a demo version."
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Q: Why are tigers religious? A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
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Golfer: "My wife says if I don't stop playing golf she's going to leave me!" Caddy: "I'm sure you will miss her terribly, sir!"
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2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
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