Why did God give women belly buttons?
For somewhere to stash your gum on the way down.
What’s funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!
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Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit?
A: About 9 months.
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Nobody is born cool. Except of course, dead babies.
Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
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The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
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Boy Monster: Did you get the big red heart I sent you for Valentine's?
Girl Monster: Yes, I did. Thank you.
Boy Monster: Is it still beating?
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Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
Why did the zombie baby cross the road?
He was stapled to the chicken.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
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