Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: About 9 months.
Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car? A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter? A: Because their lips will get chapped!
Legendarily naughty Little Johnny sat in class quietly as the students were composing a poem with their teacher. When she asked for an F-word that rhymed with "duck" he waved his hand feverishly. The teacher frowned and passed him by. No kids, however, could offer her a solution. Finally she glared at Johnny and called on him. Johnny put on his devlish grin and said, "An F-word that rhymes with duck is...fluctuation." The teacher blurted out, "No Johnny, that's sucks! I'm so sick of telling you what a little frigging a**hole you are!"
Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.
Yo' Mama is so flat, paper gets jealous.
Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
Patient: "Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?" Dentist: "Wear a brown tie..."