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‘Why don’t you go home to your wife. Better yet, I’ll go home to your wife and, outside of the improvement, she won’t notice any difference.’ Groucho Marx
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has 35.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: marriage
What has a head, a tail, and no body? A coin!
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has 35.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: life
Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork? So you can tell which ones are still alive.
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has 35.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Q: Who hangs out with musicians but isn't a musician? A: Drummers.
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has 35.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: life, music
In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
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has 35.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Wagner is really Chuck Norris!
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has 35.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: Why is Michael Jackson addicted to pain killers? A: To stop him from going OW OW OW!
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has 35.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, medical, music
Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
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has 35.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fart, weather
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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has 35.26 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ? Nail its other hand to the floor.
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has 35.25 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor
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