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Why did God give women belly buttons? For somewhere to stash your gum on the way down.
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has 35.87 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dirty, god
What’s funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
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has 35.81 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: dead baby, disgusting
Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: About 9 months.
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has 35.80 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, time
Nobody is born cool. Except of course, dead babies.
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has 35.80 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: dead baby, dirty
Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Boy Monster: Did you get the big red heart I sent you for Valentine's? Girl Monster: Yes, I did. Thank you. Boy Monster: Is it still beating?
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, Valentines day
Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, sex, Yo mama
Why did the zombie baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, disgusting
Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
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