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Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: About 9 months.
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has 35.44 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, time
Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car? A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
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has 35.41 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, racist
Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter? A: Because their lips will get chapped!
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has 35.37 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, winter, women
Legendarily naughty Little Johnny sat in class quietly as the students were composing a poem with their teacher. When she asked for an F-word that rhymed with "duck" he waved his hand feverishly. The teacher frowned and passed him by. No kids, however, could offer her a solution. Finally she glared at Johnny and called on him. Johnny put on his devlish grin and said, "An F-word that rhymes with duck is...fluctuation." The teacher blurted out, "No Johnny, that's sucks! I'm so sick of telling you what a little frigging a**hole you are!"
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has 35.36 % from 190 votes. More jokes about: duck, little Johnny, student, teacher
Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.
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has 35.34 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so flat, paper gets jealous.
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has 35.32 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
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has 35.32 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
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has 35.32 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, soccer, sport
Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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has 35.29 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, death, life, technology
Patient: "Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?" Dentist: "Wear a brown tie..."
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has 35.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dentist
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