Why did God give women belly buttons?
For somewhere to stash your gum on the way down.
What’s funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!
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Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit?
A: About 9 months.
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Nobody is born cool. Except of course, dead babies.
Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
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Chuck Norris is not cool.
By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
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One day there was a tortoise walking on the road.
Along came the hare that had once been defeated by the tortoise in a race.
The hare was so angry from what had happened to him so he challenged him to another race.
The tortoise gladly accepted his challenge.
It ended up that the tortoise and the hare never finished the race because they both took a nap right before the finish line.
So the tortoise is still the champion of the race.
So remember this you snooze you loose!
Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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