Q: What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave
A: A microwave doesn't brown your meat.
"Have you heard my knock-knock joke?" asked the blonde.
"No," said the brunette.
"Okay," said the blonde, "you start."
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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 200. Ten to attach the bulb to the sun, and 190 to make the sun revolve around the Earth.
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Q: What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?
A: There are twenty of them.
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Why do black people have white hands?
They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit?
A: About 9 months.
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A man goes to the doctor suffering from premature ejaculation.
"Can you do anything to help me, Doc?" said the man.
"No, but I can give you the address of a woman who has a short attention span" replied the doctor.
I tried some of that aphrodisiac rhino horn.
Now I’ve got an overwhelming desire to charge at Land Rovers.
Facebook is like a fridge.
Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.
What do you say when you see your TV floating in the dark?
"Drop it nigger!"
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