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Q: What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave A: A microwave doesn't brown your meat.
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"Have you heard my knock-knock joke?" asked the blonde. "No," said the brunette. "Okay," said the blonde, "you start."
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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 200. Ten to attach the bulb to the sun, and 190 to make the sun revolve around the Earth.
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Q: What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds? A: There are twenty of them.
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has 34.94 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, sex
Why do black people have white hands? They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
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has 34.94 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: About 9 months.
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has 34.92 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, time
A man goes to the doctor suffering from premature ejaculation. "Can you do anything to help me, Doc?" said the man. "No, but I can give you the address of a woman who has a short attention span" replied the doctor.
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I tried some of that aphrodisiac rhino horn. Now I’ve got an overwhelming desire to charge at Land Rovers.
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Facebook is like a fridge. Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.
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has 34.91 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Facebook
What do you say when you see your TV floating in the dark? "Drop it nigger!"
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has 34.91 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
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