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A couple celebrating their 50th anniversary had many well wishers stop by to congratulate them. After all of their guest had left, the two settled into recliners. “Mother,” the man said, “our marriage is tried and true.” “What’s that you say?” she asked. “You know I can’t hear without my hearing aid.” “I said, our marriage is tried and true,” he repated, a little louder.
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has 34.40 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: old people
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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has 34.36 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Apparently, he’s trying to become a father again, even though he’s now 87. And you have to admit that is an exceptionally low sperm count.
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has 34.29 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: sex
‘Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their families came and took them away. Eighty years later, by a bizarre coincidence, they lay in the same hospital, on their deathbeds, next to each other. One of them looked at the other and said, “So, what did you think?”’ Steven Wright
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has 34.25 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: life
A Lalu originally from Bihar now in USA went to India and brought a physiologically checked out virgin from a small happy town as wife. Ideal Lalu decided to have first night in USA. He prepared her, took their all clothes off and was ready to penetrate for intercourse and young bride stopped him. "What are you trying to do," she asked. Lalu explained the spousal sex. The bride said, "In that case try my back hole it will be lots of fun for you."
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has 34.25 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: marriage, sex, wife
Q: What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.
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has 34.25 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: divorce, redneck
Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was almost killed in a traffic accident? A: Some dick cut her off.
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has 34.25 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity
I think I just evolved into Homo Erectus.
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has 34.24 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: dirty
My sex life isn’t dead, but the buzzards are circling.
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has 34.24 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: sex
When two men have sex what position are they going to be in? But what about when two dogs have sex? That means that the two men are having sex doggy style then what ways are the dogs having sex? That means that the dogs are having an affair with the men to have sex doggy style.
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has 34.20 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: dirty, dog, gay, sex
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