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When is a door sweet and tasty? When its jammed!
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has 35.66 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q:Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm the school bell. A: Take These tablets and if they don't work give me a ring in the morning.
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has 35.66 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: doctor, life, school, work
Q: What is a thespian pony? A: A little horse play
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has 35.66 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What's all over a clean nose? A: Fingerprints.
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has 35.66 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
Did you hear about the 120-pound guy with the 30-pound testicles? People say he was half-nuts!
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has 35.66 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What do you if you're trapped inside a whale? Run round and round till you're all pooped out!
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has 35.66 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
Q: What does a black person have that is white? A: His owner!
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has 35.59 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: black people, mean, racist, white people
Q: If a white baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it? A: A Angel. Q: If a black baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it? A: A Bat.
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has 35.57 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
A man goes to the doctor suffering from premature ejaculation. "Can you do anything to help me, Doc?" said the man. "No, but I can give you the address of a woman who has a short attention span" replied the doctor.
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has 35.55 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: doctor, sex
Roses are red violets are blue, I have never tried So can I stick it up you?
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has 35.54 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: dirty, poems, relationship, sex
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