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Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarea and thought he was melting.
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‘Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their families came and took them away. Eighty years later, by a bizarre coincidence, they lay in the same hospital, on their deathbeds, next to each other. One of them looked at the other and said, “So, what did you think?”’ Steven Wright
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Yo momma’s so ugly, she pretends she’s someone else when she’s having sex.
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Q: What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.
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Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was almost killed in a traffic accident? A: Some dick cut her off.
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How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.
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Q: What do you call a bunch of black people running up a hill? A: Backed up sewage.
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"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"
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At the grammy awards Beyonce said to Justin Bieber, "What song would u sing of mine justin?" Justin said, "If I were a boy."
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Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
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