What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
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Q. What do gay kids get for Christmas?
A. Erection Sets.
Q: Why can't white people swim?
A: Cause they get soggy.
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What do you call a nigger with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women?
An inmate.
A Jew, a German and an American walked into a small room. The Jew never came out.
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Billy: "I was playing basketball and an Asian crossed me."
Mark: "Haha, how does an Asian cross you?"
Billy: "Because he crosses multiplies."
Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
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The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
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Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
Girlfriend left but my heart is not broken...
My heart is not made in China!