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Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
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has 35.32 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
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has 35.32 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris, Santa
Girlfriend left but my heart is not broken... My heart is not made in China!
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has 35.32 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: racist
A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. "Well, Skip," said the scout, "Dad had only one bottle of beer left, so I let my baby brother have it."
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has 35.32 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: baby, beer, dad, kids
Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
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has 35.32 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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has 35.29 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, terrorist
Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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has 35.29 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, death, life, technology
Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week. The man was missing for four and a half years.
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has 35.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
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has 35.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Wagner is really Chuck Norris!
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has 35.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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