Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
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The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
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Girlfriend left but my heart is not broken...
My heart is not made in China!
A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day.
"Well, Skip," said the scout, "Dad had only one bottle of beer left, so I let my baby brother have it."
Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week.
The man was missing for four and a half years.
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In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
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Wagner is really Chuck Norris!
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