Wagner is really Chuck Norris!
Vote:
Q: If marriage is terrific what is divorce?
A: Ten thousand!
Q: Why is Michael Jackson addicted to pain killers?
A: To stop him from going OW OW OW!
Q. Why was the blonde in the tree?
A. Because she was raking up the leaves!
He never got married.
He said he didn’t want to make the same mistake once.
Daddy, why doesn’t this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
Contrary to popular belief, Harry’s mother and father were married.
Not to each other.
But they were married.
Yo Momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk!
I hate paying my income tax.
You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile?
I'd like to but they insist on money.
It was a hot summer night.
Slowly I spread her legs and my hand was trying to find its way to her nipple...
I was so excited! I never milked a cow before...