Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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Q: If marriage is terrific what is divorce?
A: Ten thousand!
Q: Why is Michael Jackson addicted to pain killers?
A: To stop him from going OW OW OW!
Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week.
The man was missing for four and a half years.
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In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
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Wagner is really Chuck Norris!
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Hunter: What has given Mr. Bubbles nightmares since elementary school?
Josh: Beats me.
Hunter: Pop quizzes!
A man is at his lawyer's funeral and and is surprised by the turnout for this one man.
He turns to the people around him. "Why are you all at this man's funeral?"
A man turns towards him and says, "We're all clients."
"And you ALL came to pay your respects? How touching."
"No, we came to make sure he was dead."
Why can’t elephants go on the beach?
Because they can’t keep there trunks up.
Q: What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
A: He called a toe truck.