Bigamy is having one husband too many. Some say monogamy is the same.
My wife and I have our little fights. We had a fight last week. Nothing much, only two police cars.
There was a terrible tragedy concerning the local ice hockey team. They drowned during spring training.
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One’s a scum-sucking bottom dweller, the other’s a fish!
Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers? New Jersey got to pick first.
Why don’t lawyers enjoy fishing? Because it’s too much like work, what with all the lying involved.
What’s the difference between a shame and a pity? If a busload of lawyers goes over a cliff and there are no survivors – that’s a pity. If there were any empty seats – that’s a shame.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because the cart cannot count, criticize or laugh.
What can you serve that you cannot eat? A tennis ball.