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A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. "Well, Skip," said the scout, "Dad had only one bottle of beer left, so I let my baby brother have it."
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Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week. The man was missing for four and a half years.
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has 35.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
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has 35.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Wagner is really Chuck Norris!
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Q: If marriage is terrific what is divorce? A: Ten thousand!
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has 35.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: divorce, marriage, money
Q: Why is Michael Jackson addicted to pain killers? A: To stop him from going OW OW OW!
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Hunter: What has given Mr. Bubbles nightmares since elementary school? Josh: Beats me. Hunter: Pop quizzes!
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Q. Why was the blonde in the tree? A. Because she was raking up the leaves!
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