In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
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Wagner is really Chuck Norris!
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Q: If marriage is terrific what is divorce?
A: Ten thousand!
Q: Why is Michael Jackson addicted to pain killers?
A: To stop him from going OW OW OW!
Hunter: What has given Mr. Bubbles nightmares since elementary school?
Josh: Beats me.
Hunter: Pop quizzes!
He never got married.
He said he didn’t want to make the same mistake once.
Daddy, why doesn’t this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
Contrary to popular belief, Harry’s mother and father were married.
Not to each other.
But they were married.
Yo Momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk!
I hate paying my income tax.
You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile?
I'd like to but they insist on money.