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Bigamy is having one husband too many. Some say monogamy is the same.
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My wife and I have our little fights. We had a fight last week. Nothing much, only two police cars.
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There was a terrible tragedy concerning the local ice hockey team. They drowned during spring training.
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What’s the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One’s a scum-sucking bottom dweller, the other’s a fish!
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers? New Jersey got to pick first.
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Why don’t lawyers enjoy fishing? Because it’s too much like work, what with all the lying involved.
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What’s the difference between a shame and a pity? If a busload of lawyers goes over a cliff and there are no survivors – that’s a pity. If there were any empty seats – that’s a shame.
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
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Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because the cart cannot count, criticize or laugh.
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What can you serve that you cannot eat? A tennis ball.
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