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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh- Moooooo!
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has 34.94 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: animal, knock-knock
Can I dock my rocket at your space station?
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has 34.92 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
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has 34.92 % from 267 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
A man goes to the doctor suffering from premature ejaculation. "Can you do anything to help me, Doc?" said the man. "No, but I can give you the address of a woman who has a short attention span" replied the doctor.
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has 34.91 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: doctor, sex
I tried some of that aphrodisiac rhino horn. Now I’ve got an overwhelming desire to charge at Land Rovers.
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has 34.91 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: sex
Facebook is like a fridge. Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.
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has 34.91 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Facebook
My math teacher called me average... How mean!
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has 34.91 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: math
Q: Do you know what 69 is? A: It's a good thing screwed up by a period.
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has 34.88 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, women
Why does the chicken is sad? Because his dad is a cock. Why does the chicken is even more sad? Because he faces the same future.
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has 34.88 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, dad
A crocodile has 2 eyes and 80 teeth. Question: What has 80 eyes and 2 teeth? Answer: A full bus of old men.
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has 34.88 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, old people
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