Apparently, he’s trying to become a father again, even though he’s now 87.
And you have to admit that is an exceptionally low sperm count.
Q: What do you use when white people tell you to erase their history?
A: White out.
Vote:
Q: How do you know if your baby is dead?
A: Your 3-year-old daughter has put on allot of weight in the last day or two.
Can I dock my rocket at your space station?
Q: What is the only thing you will ever hear being said to a Mexican wearing a 3pc suit?
A: "Will the defendant please rise".
What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
Vote:
Q. What do gay kids get for Christmas?
A. Erection Sets.
Q: Hey, what's the jew doing in the ashtray?
A: Family research.
Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car?
A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
Vote:
Billy: "I was playing basketball and an Asian crossed me."
Mark: "Haha, how does an Asian cross you?"
Billy: "Because he crosses multiplies."