How do you know if Dr. Dre has a high sperm count? Eminem has to chew before swallowing.
What do ducks wear to party's? A duck-sedo!
Q: What is a zebra? A: A horse behind bars.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
Why were men given larger brains than dogs? A.So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties. B.So they wouldn't stop to play with every other man they see when you take them around the block.
So a jew, a homosexual and a black man walk into a bar. The bartender says: "Get the fuck out!"
If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the backyard? Shut up, and give me more bullets.
Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men? A: So they can stand closer to the sink.
Why do bears have fur coats? (Because they look silly wearing jackets!)