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A man goes to the doctor suffering from premature ejaculation. "Can you do anything to help me, Doc?" said the man. "No, but I can give you the address of a woman who has a short attention span" replied the doctor.
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has 34.91 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: doctor, sex
I tried some of that aphrodisiac rhino horn. Now I’ve got an overwhelming desire to charge at Land Rovers.
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has 34.91 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: sex
Facebook is like a fridge. Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.
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has 34.91 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Facebook
Why does the chicken is sad? Because his dad is a cock. Why does the chicken is even more sad? Because he faces the same future.
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has 34.88 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, dad
A crocodile has 2 eyes and 80 teeth. Question: What has 80 eyes and 2 teeth? Answer: A full bus of old men.
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has 34.88 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, old people
I'd like to think inside your box.
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has 34.88 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dirty
When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
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has 34.88 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Facebook
A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight! Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet. Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thug said "Why did you put up such a fight?" To which the man promptly replied "I was afraid that you would find the $200 hidden in my shoe!"
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has 34.87 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: money
Johnny collected lots of money from trick or treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. ' You should give that money to charity,' said the shopkeeper. 'No, I'll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity!'
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has 34.87 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: food, money
Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open? She'd read there was going to be some change in the weather.
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has 34.87 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: money, teacher, weather
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