Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
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All men are created equal.
Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it.
Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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He opens the door then turns the handle.
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Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
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