Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
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When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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Where does the devil go when he dies?
He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
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Chuck Norris never dies.
And of course, he will also never fade away.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
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When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
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Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
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Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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