Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.
Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.