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Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
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When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech. He actually does it.
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When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!" When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris. It failed. Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
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