Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.