Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
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Chuck Norris came first.
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In the Sahara Desert.
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Hurricanes are really just Chuck Norris breathing into the rain.
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Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
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Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?"
Chuck Norris is your daddy.
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