Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
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Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
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Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor.
The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cry.
His eyes sweat.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
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What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything?
Chuck Norris.
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The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life.
There can be only one.
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The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
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Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand.
That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics...
In the summer.
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