Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
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April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
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Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
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Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris.
It's now known as the moon
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Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
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