Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie.
It was too short for release.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it.
Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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Chuck Norris can watch music.
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Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
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Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
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