Chuck Norris made time wait.
Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
People say that time heals all wounds. They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
What's red and lies in all four corners of the room? A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she pretends she’s someone else when she’s having sex.
I've some bread dough in my pants. Wanna see if it rises?
Why didn’t the internet get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.