What's red and lies in all four corners of the room? A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she pretends she’s someone else when she’s having sex.
I've some bread dough in my pants. Wanna see if it rises?
Q: What's the difference between a bullet and a Jew? A: A bullet actually comes out of its chamber.
Q: What do Rodney King and Nicole Simpson have in common? A: They just didn't listen
Boy: I would go to the end of the world for you! Girl: yes, but would you stay there….
Why do lions always eat raw meat? "Because they don't know how to cook."
"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.