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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
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I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let’s put our two heads together.
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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can. He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I spat in this beer, do not drink!". After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, "So did I!"
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What is the hardest part of making shoe fly pie? Putting the shoes on the flies!
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How do you make a cat be a dog? Pour gasoline on it and light it with a match. It will go 'WOOF.'
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Why did the policman cry? because he couldn"t take his Panda to bed!
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Young, blond, sexy, extreme sports amateur, nice body, long legs, sells truck...
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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."
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Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes? A: Because they leave to go answer the door.
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What's brown and gurgles? A baby in a casserole.
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