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My sex life isn’t dead, but the buzzards are circling.
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has 33.96 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: Do you know how Chinese people name their children? A: They throw some pans and based on the noises they make like "ting tang," "Dung dung", "Ting tang dung"
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has 33.93 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: asian, communication, racist
This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris, kids, Santa
Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Santa
Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
How are tigers like sergeants in the army? They both wear stripes.
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, military
If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor
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