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Never underestimate the power of a small tactical nuclear weapon.
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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner? He was already stuffed!
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Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
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This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
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Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
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Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
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Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
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How are tigers like sergeants in the army? They both wear stripes.
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If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
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