What's red and lies in all four corners of the room?
A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, she pretends she’s someone else when she’s having sex.
I've some bread dough in my pants.
Wanna see if it rises?
Q: What's the difference between a bullet and a Jew?
A: A bullet actually comes out of its chamber.
Q: What do Rodney King and Nicole Simpson have in common?
A: They just didn't listen
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Boy: I would go to the end of the world for you!
Girl: yes, but would you stay there….
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Why do lions always eat raw meat?
"Because they don't know how to cook."
"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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He, who laughs last, laughs best.
He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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