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Chuck Norris made time wait.
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has 32.79 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
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Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
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has 32.79 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
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has 32.77 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: beer, bible, Chuck Norris, religious, wine
People say that time heals all wounds. They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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has 32.77 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, health, time
What's red and lies in all four corners of the room? A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.
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has 32.76 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
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has 32.71 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma’s so ugly, she pretends she’s someone else when she’s having sex.
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has 32.71 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
I've some bread dough in my pants. Wanna see if it rises?
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has 32.71 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Why didn’t the internet get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
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has 32.71 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, internet, IT
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