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What's red and lies in all four corners of the room? A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.
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has 32.76 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
Yo momma’s so ugly, she pretends she’s someone else when she’s having sex.
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has 32.71 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
I've some bread dough in my pants. Wanna see if it rises?
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has 32.71 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What's the difference between a bullet and a Jew? A: A bullet actually comes out of its chamber.
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has 32.65 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: death, jewish
Q: What do Rodney King and Nicole Simpson have in common? A: They just didn't listen
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has 32.65 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, disgusting
Boy: I would go to the end of the world for you! Girl: yes, but would you stay there….
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has 32.63 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: marriage, relationship
Why do lions always eat raw meat? "Because they don't know how to cook."
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has 32.63 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"
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has 32.63 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, time, Yo mama
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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has 32.63 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, food
He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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has 32.63 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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