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Never underestimate the power of a small tactical nuclear weapon.
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: military
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner? He was already stuffed!
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, Thanksgiving
Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: heaven, men
What's the definition of a poofter? A bloke who enlarges the circle of his friends!
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has 33.85 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: gay
Teacher: Ramu, why do you always get so dirty? Ramu: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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has 33.81 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: school, teacher
Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
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has 33.81 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Yo mama
Q: What happens when a black girl gets pregnant? A: Her nigga runs away.
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has 33.81 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Chuck Norris doesn't m*sturbate, he r*pes his hand.
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has 33.81 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, masturbation
Q: What's a polygon? A: A dead parrot.
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has 33.81 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: bird, death, math, parrot
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