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People say that time heals all wounds. They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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has 32.77 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, health, time
What's red and lies in all four corners of the room? A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.
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has 32.76 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
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has 32.71 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma’s so ugly, she pretends she’s someone else when she’s having sex.
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has 32.71 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
I've some bread dough in my pants. Wanna see if it rises?
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has 32.71 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Why didn’t the internet get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
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has 32.71 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, internet, IT
Q: What do Rodney King and Nicole Simpson have in common? A: They just didn't listen
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has 32.65 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, disgusting
Boy: I would go to the end of the world for you! Girl: yes, but would you stay there….
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has 32.63 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: marriage, relationship
Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
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has 32.63 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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has 32.63 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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