Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village?
Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!
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Never underestimate the power of a small tactical nuclear weapon.
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide.
When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner?
He was already stuffed!
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Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
I bought a Jewish sports car.
Not only will it stop on a dime, it will pick it up too.
I've heard they're gas guzzlers though.
What's the definition of a poofter?
A bloke who enlarges the circle of his friends!
Teacher: Ramu, why do you always get so dirty?
Ramu: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
Q: What happens when a black girl gets pregnant?
A: Her nigga runs away.
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