People say that time heals all wounds.
They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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What's red and lies in all four corners of the room?
A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.
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Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she pretends she’s someone else when she’s having sex.
I've some bread dough in my pants.
Wanna see if it rises?
Why didn’t the internet get any e-mail?
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
Q: What do Rodney King and Nicole Simpson have in common?
A: They just didn't listen
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Boy: I would go to the end of the world for you!
Girl: yes, but would you stay there….
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Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
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He, who laughs last, laughs best.
He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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