Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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A Lalu originally from Bihar now in USA went to India and brought a physiologically checked out virgin from a small happy town as wife.
Ideal Lalu decided to have first night in USA.
He prepared her, took their all clothes off and was ready to penetrate for intercourse and young bride stopped him.
"What are you trying to do," she asked.
Lalu explained the spousal sex.
The bride said, "In that case try my back hole it will be lots of fun for you."
Q: How do you start a black parade?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.
What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday?
A dead puppy!
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People say that time heals all wounds.
They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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Q: What did the hard boiled egg say to the boiling water?
A: I can't get a hard-on because I was just layed.
Q: What do you get when you cross a black person with a white person?
A: Bestiality.
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Q: Why did hitter kill himself?
A: Because he could not pay the gas bill.
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