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A jump-lead walks into a bar. The barman says ''I'll serve you, but don't start anything''
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A blonde keeps checking her mail box. A neighbour notices her repeated trips to the kerb and asks if she’s waiting for a special delivery. ‘No,’ she replies. ‘But my computer keeps telling me I have mail.’
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A motorcycle cop pulls over a driver. ‘Have you been drinking, sir?’ says the cop. ‘Why?’ says the driver. ‘Is there a fat chick in my car?’
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Since I got married I haven’t looked at another woman. My wife put me off them.
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I love my cat. My cat does not care.
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What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? Last year’s hide and seek champ.
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What do you call ten blondes at the bottom of the pool? Air pockets.
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Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? The noise gave her a headache.
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3 girls step on a magic rug that makes u disappear if u tell a lie. Brunette: I think I'm the prettiest girl in school. *poof* Red-head: I think I'm the most popular girl in school. *poof* Blonde: I think-. *poof*
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Yo mama has been passed around by so many black dudes, they now call her..Spalding!
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