Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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A Lalu originally from Bihar now in USA went to India and brought a physiologically checked out virgin from a small happy town as wife.
Ideal Lalu decided to have first night in USA.
He prepared her, took their all clothes off and was ready to penetrate for intercourse and young bride stopped him.
"What are you trying to do," she asked.
Lalu explained the spousal sex.
The bride said, "In that case try my back hole it will be lots of fun for you."
A couple celebrating their 50th anniversary had many well wishers stop by to congratulate them.
After all of their guest had left, the two settled into recliners.
“Mother,” the man said, “our marriage is tried and true.”
“What’s that you say?” she asked. “You know I can’t hear without my hearing aid.”
“I said, our marriage is tried and true,” he repated, a little louder.
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Q: How do you start a black parade?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.
Q: What did the hard boiled egg say to the boiling water?
A: I can't get a hard-on because I was just layed.
People say that time heals all wounds.
They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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Q: Why did hitter kill himself?
A: Because he could not pay the gas bill.
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Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish.
After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns.
Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news.
She opens the door and hears Fred sing:
"Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"
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