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Q: How do you fit 60,000 Jews in a minivan? A: With a dustpan.
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has 32.01 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, morbid, racist
God is one of Chuck Norris's creation.
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has 31.97 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
In my village, it is not usual, ordinary, even normal that somebody would go to work. Even though there is one person in our village who goes to work on a regular basis. In the morning when he goes to work the whole village accompanies him, men, women, children, grannies and grandpas and in the evening when he goes back from work the whole village welcomes him back. We all are smiling at him and we are waving at him with the bunches of purple lilac flowers for example during this period of time, April, May.
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has 31.97 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: family, time, work
Zebras are just horses that escaped from prison.
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has 31.97 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, prison
Q: Why do women have tiny feet? A: So they can stand closer to the sink.
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has 31.97 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: women
A mother and her son are sitting on an airplane, which is ready to take off. The son admires the parked plains’ through the window. At one point, he turns to his mother, which was reading a magazine, and pops the question: "Since big dogs have little dogs, and big cats have little cats, how come, big airplanes have little plains?" The child’s mother, bored to think of a reasonable answer, consultant him to ask the flight attendant. Therefore, it happened: "Since big dogs have little dogs, and big cats have little cats, how come, big airplanes have little plains?" little boy asks the flight attendant. Then, with a smile on her face, stewardess replied: "Did your mom told you to ask me?" The boy shook his head positively. So, she says back: "Tell your mother, that our company knows better and.. pulls out in time!"
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has 31.97 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: airplane, cat, dog, kids
Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
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has 31.97 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
"Where did you born?" "At the hospital!" "Don’t tell me! And what were you in for?"
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has 31.97 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: hospital, kids
I need your help making a cream sauce.
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has 31.97 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
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has 31.97 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
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