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Zebras are just horses that escaped from prison.
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Q: Why do women have tiny feet? A: So they can stand closer to the sink.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
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"Where did you born?" "At the hospital!" "Don’t tell me! And what were you in for?"
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I need your help making a cream sauce.
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Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
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The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
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Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
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Q: Why do they say elephants never forget? A: They haven't met Alberto Gonzalez.
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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once. She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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