Zebras are just horses that escaped from prison.
Q: Why do women have tiny feet?
A: So they can stand closer to the sink.
Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
"Where did you born?"
"At the hospital!"
"Don’t tell me! And what were you in for?"
Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
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The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
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Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
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Q: Why do they say elephants never forget?
A: They haven't met Alberto Gonzalez.
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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once.
She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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