Q: What is a zebra?
A: A horse behind bars.
A crash reduces Your expensive computer To a simple stone.
Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork?
So you can tell which ones are still alive.
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Q:Why don't giraffes like fast food?
A:Because they can't catch it!
What goes ‘choo choo choo’ while online?
Thomas the search engine.
When a woman found out that she was pregnant, she lit up the phone lines telling everyone the good news.
One day later that week, she took her 4 year old son, Sam, out shopping.
A woman asked the boy if he was excited about the baby.
"Yes", he said. "I know what we're going to name it.
If it is a girl, we're calling her Molly and if it is a boy, we're going to call it quits.
Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
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Q: What's brown and in the military?
A: Gomer's pile.
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Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night?
A: They don't want to get "beat up".
Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
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