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I’ve invented a human computer. When he does a mistake he blames another computer.
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has 30.11 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
Daddy, why doesn’t this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
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has 30.11 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: IT
Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism.
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has 30.11 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: marriage, men
A guy finally got tickets to the Super Bowl, but his seats were in the nosebleed section -- but he didn't care, he had always dreamed of going to the Super Bowl. So he wants to find a seat closer to where he can see better. He finds this seat toward the front and he asks the guy next to it whether anyone is sitting there. The guy replies, "No, because my wife just died." "Well," says the first man, "why didn't you just bring a friend or relative?" The guy replied, "Oh, they're all at the funeral."
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has 30.11 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: death, funeral, sport, wife
Q: What did the big turnip say to the little turnip A: When did you turn up?
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has 30.11 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: kids
Why do lions always eat raw meat? "Because they don't know how to cook."
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has 29.98 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Yo mama so fat she died.
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has 29.98 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, death, fat, insulting
So this retarded blind couple just lives in Guantanamo Bay. The prison warden told us soon these little fishies would grow gills. So we have been feeding our fishies since 911 they all been fed really well. In our daily water events until I told my wife, "there is a problem these fish haven't grown any gills." So we told the Warden and he laughed he said: "you know what you've been doing since 911 the blind couple relied on what!" The warden replied, "well you've been waterboarding convicted isis terrorists!" The blind couple said, "what happens to the fishes?" The warden replied, "well they are dead of course!"
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has 29.98 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: death, fish, health, prison, terrorist
In my village, it is not usual, ordinary, even normal that somebody would go to work. Even though there is one person in our village who goes to work on a regular basis. In the morning when he goes to work the whole village accompanies him, men, women, children, grannies and grandpas and in the evening when he goes back from work the whole village welcomes him back. We all are smiling at him and we are waving at him with the bunches of purple lilac flowers for example during this period of time, April, May.
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has 29.98 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: family, time, work
Yo mama so damn ugly,her mom throw her out the hospital window when she was born and said"You ugly ass bitch".
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has 29.98 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: hospital, morbid, ugly, vulgar, Yo mama
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