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A blonde keeps checking her mail box. A neighbour notices her repeated trips to the kerb and asks if she’s waiting for a special delivery. ‘No,’ she replies. ‘But my computer keeps telling me I have mail.’
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has 32.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A motorcycle cop pulls over a driver. ‘Have you been drinking, sir?’ says the cop. ‘Why?’ says the driver. ‘Is there a fat chick in my car?’
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If you drop a blonde and a brunette 100ft, which hits the ground first? The brunette. The blonde has to ask directions on the way down.
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I love my cat. My cat does not care.
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What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? Last year’s hide and seek champ.
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What do you call ten blondes at the bottom of the pool? Air pockets.
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Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? The noise gave her a headache.
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Yo mama has been passed around by so many black dudes, they now call her..Spalding!
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A mother picked her son up from school and began to ask him about his day. “How do you like your new teacher,” she asked. “I don’t. She told me to sit in the front of the class for the present. But then she didn’t end up by giving me one!”
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Why doesnt a man eat out an 80 year old woman? Ever opened up a grilled cheese?
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