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Lady, how many sex partners have you had? Three.. oh no, wait... nine - I have forgotten one case.
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has 32.20 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What do you call an afghan virgin Mever bin laid on
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has 32.17 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team? All the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the USA.
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has 32.17 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: sport
Jesus walks into an inn and hands the innkeeper 3 nails and says "Can you put me up for the night?"
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has 32.17 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: bar, christian, religious
Q: What's the difference between my phone and Stephen Hawking? A: When my phone dies, I actually give a fuck.
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has 32.17 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, phone
A teenage boy overdosed on ten bottles of Viagra. Not only is he lucky to be alive, he’s lucky not to have taken his eye out.
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has 32.13 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: life, sex, teen, viagra
How do you know if a blonde has been playing with your Xbox 360? The joystick is wet.
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has 32.12 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: blonde, game, technology
Yo mamma’s so hairy, last night I confused here with a bush and pissed on her!
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has 32.12 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, insulting, Yo mama
May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean. The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
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has 32.12 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, time, travel
A blonde, a priest, a doctor, a nurse, a brunette, a redhead, a lawyer, a rabbi, a musician, a farmer, a lawyer, an accountant, a Mexican, an Indian, a Chinaman, an Irishman, an Englishman an American, A Russian, an Iraqi, Hilary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Sarah Palin, George W Bush, Osama Bin laden and Barack Obama walked into a bar. The barman said, "Hang on a minute, is this some sort of joke?"
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has 32.05 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, blonde, lawyer, nurse, priest
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