A crash reduces Your expensive computer To a simple stone.
What goes ‘choo choo choo’ while online?
Thomas the search engine.
There are two cows in a field.
One says to the other:
"So what do you think of mad cow disease?"
The other replies: "I don't know, I'm a chicken!"
Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
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Q: What's brown and in the military?
A: Gomer's pile.
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Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
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A guy sees a classified ad that says "Will give Blow Job while singing the Star Spangled Banner at the same time."
The guys thinks to himself that it sounds interesting and unbelievable, and so decides to pay her a visit.
She lets him in and says that the lights have to be off.
So she turns the light off and starts sucking his dick.
All of a sudden he hears the Star Spangled Banner, clear as day.
He really wants to know how she is doing this so he flips on the lights.
All he sees on the floor is a glass eye.
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Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night?
A: They don't want to get "beat up".
Q. What mode do you use in maths?
A. Multi-plyers.
Q: What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave
A: A microwave doesn't brown your meat.