Lady, how many sex partners have you had?
Three.. oh no, wait... nine - I have forgotten one case.
What do you call an afghan virgin
Mever bin laid on
Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?
All the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the USA.
Jesus walks into an inn and hands the innkeeper 3 nails and says "Can you put me up for the night?"
Q: What's the difference between my phone and Stephen Hawking?
A: When my phone dies, I actually give a fuck.
A teenage boy overdosed on ten bottles of Viagra.
Not only is he lucky to be alive, he’s lucky not to have taken his eye out.
How do you know if a blonde has been playing with your Xbox 360?
The joystick is wet.
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Yo mamma’s so hairy, last night I confused here with a bush and pissed on her!
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May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean.
The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
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A blonde, a priest, a doctor, a nurse, a brunette, a redhead, a lawyer, a rabbi, a musician, a farmer, a lawyer, an accountant, a Mexican, an Indian, a Chinaman, an Irishman, an Englishman an American, A Russian, an Iraqi, Hilary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Sarah Palin, George W Bush, Osama Bin laden and Barack Obama walked into a bar.
The barman said, "Hang on a minute, is this some sort of joke?"