Best jokes ever

A blonde, a priest, a doctor, a nurse, a brunette, a redhead, a lawyer, a rabbi, a musician, a farmer, a lawyer, an accountant, a Mexican, an Indian, a Chinaman, an Irishman, an Englishman an American, A Russian, an Iraqi, Hilary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Sarah Palin, George W Bush, Osama Bin laden and Barack Obama walked into a bar. The barman said, "Hang on a minute, is this some sort of joke?"
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has 32.05 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, blonde, lawyer, nurse, priest
Q. Why do women stop bleeding when entering the menopause ? A. Because they need all the blood for their varicose veins!
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has 32.05 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: How do you know if your baby is dead? A: Your 3-year-old daughter has put on allot of weight in the last day or two.
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has 32.01 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: dead baby, morbid, time
10 things men don't say 1)Let's watch Lifetime. 2)Sex is overrated. 3)I don't want to go too far on the first date. 4)Yes, your sister does have bigger breasts than you. 5)Don't we owe your mother a visit? 6)I'm relieved I don't have a large penis weighing me down. 7)Dessert goes right to my hips. 8)I hate when I miss Oprah. 9)Does this suit make me look fat? 10)I'll never get tired of listening to Dido.
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has 31.97 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: men, mother in law, music, sex
Zebras are just horses that escaped from prison.
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has 31.97 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, prison
Q: Why do women have tiny feet? A: So they can stand closer to the sink.
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has 31.97 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: women
This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
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has 31.97 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris, kids, Santa
Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
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has 31.97 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
"Where did you born?" "At the hospital!" "Don’t tell me! And what were you in for?"
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has 31.97 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: hospital, kids
I need your help making a cream sauce.
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has 31.97 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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