Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeno business!
What is the difference between a fridge and a kid?
A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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What do you call a smiling black man?
Snigger
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.
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What happened to the blond ice hockey team? They drown at spring training.
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
I thought I told you to lose weight.
Says the coach.
What happened to your three week diet that I told you to keep?
Well, I finished it in three days!
A teacher walks into her classroom and turns to the children and says, Today kids im going to ask you what job your daddy has!
She turns to the first child and says, What job dose your daddy have tina??
She replies; he is a carpenter miss.
The teacher turns to the next child and repeats the question...the child says he is the head of a multi-organic food chain.
Very good indeed says miss..........she turns to the next child and says.
What job does your daddy have Robert??
He replies... He's a male prostitute miss; and demands 50 quid.
No,No,No your lying to me Robert i can tell!
Ok then miss you got me i confess.........................................
HE PLAYS RUGBY FOR ENGLAND BUT IM TO ASHAMED TO SAY!!!