What do you call a van with 5 faggots in it?
The AIDS team.
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Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
Little Susan was helping her mother to set the table, cause her father invited over his company managers.
When everybody sat on the table, her mother noticed that a flatware set was missing.
"Susan, why didn’t you put flatware on Mr. Marc’s seat?"
"I thought that I didn’t have to, since dad told us that Mr. Marc, eats like a pig…"
Knock Knock
Who's there!
B-4!
B-4 who?
B-4 you take the diploma, shake the dean's hand.
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Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction.
He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run for President; the President runs for Vice God Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
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Lady, how many sex partners have you had?
Three.. oh no, wait... nine - I have forgotten one case.
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck.
There can only be 1 living legend.
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Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
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