A guy sees a classified ad that says "Will give Blow Job while singing the Star Spangled Banner at the same time."
The guys thinks to himself that it sounds interesting and unbelievable, and so decides to pay her a visit.
She lets him in and says that the lights have to be off.
So she turns the light off and starts sucking his dick.
All of a sudden he hears the Star Spangled Banner, clear as day.
He really wants to know how she is doing this so he flips on the lights.
All he sees on the floor is a glass eye.
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Q: What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave
A: A microwave doesn't brown your meat.
Q. What mode do you use in maths?
A. Multi-plyers.
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeno business!
What is the difference between a fridge and a kid?
A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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What do you call a smiling black man?
Snigger
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.
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What happened to the blond ice hockey team? They drown at spring training.