What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad!
A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary.
So he decides to buy her a cell phone.
She is all excited - she loves her phone.
He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone.
The next day the blonde goes shopping. Her phone rings and it's her husband.
"Hi Hon," he says.
"How do you like your new phone?"
She replies, "I just love it.
It's so small and your voice is clear as a bell.
There's one thing I don't understand though."
"What's that, baby?" asks the husband.
"How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?"
A married couple had gotten into an argument and for many days had not been talking to each other.
Instead they were writing notes back and forth.
One evening the husband walked up to the wife and handed her a note that said, “Wake me up tomorrow at 6 in the morning.”
When he woke up the next morning it was 9.
He immediately got angry with his wife and turned around to speak to her.
On her pillow was a note that said, “Wake up, it’s 6!”
Q: What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave
A: A microwave doesn't brown your meat.
Q. What mode do you use in maths?
A. Multi-plyers.
Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeno business!
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
What is the difference between a fridge and a kid?
A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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What do you call a smiling black man?
Snigger
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
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