Q: What's brown and in the military?
A: Gomer's pile.
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Q. What mode do you use in maths?
A. Multi-plyers.
Q: What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave
A: A microwave doesn't brown your meat.
Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeno business!
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
What is the difference between a fridge and a kid?
A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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What do you call a smiling black man?
Snigger
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.
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What happened to the blond ice hockey team? They drown at spring training.