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What do you call a van with 5 faggots in it? The AIDS team.
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has 32.39 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health
Why do police dogs lick their balls? To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
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has 32.34 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: animal, cop, dog, racist
Little Susan was helping her mother to set the table, cause her father invited over his company managers. When everybody sat on the table, her mother noticed that a flatware set was missing. "Susan, why didn’t you put flatware on Mr. Marc’s seat?" "I thought that I didn’t have to, since dad told us that Mr. Marc, eats like a pig…"
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has 32.30 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: animal, dad, kids
Knock Knock Who's there! B-4! B-4 who? B-4 you take the diploma, shake the dean's hand.
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has 32.30 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: graduation, knock-knock
Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction. He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
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has 32.30 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, death, health, life
Chuck Norris doesn't run for President; the President runs for Vice God Chuck Norris.
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has 32.30 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political, work
Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
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has 32.30 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, weather
Lady, how many sex partners have you had? Three.. oh no, wait... nine - I have forgotten one case.
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has 32.20 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
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has 32.18 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, easter, life, Santa
Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
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has 32.18 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
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