Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeno business!
What is the difference between a fridge and a kid?
A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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What do you call a smiling black man?
Snigger
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.
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What happened to the blond ice hockey team? They drown at spring training.
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
According to the police, if you hold your purse by the strap and under your arm, nothing will ever happen to you....
Unless your name happens to be Bruce.
So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says ''Your eyes sparkle like diamonds''.
I said, ''Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck'