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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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What soldiers smell of salt and pepper? Seasoned troops!
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has 31.89 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: military
Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.
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Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
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She was hungry for love and didn’t know where her next male was coming from.
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has 31.86 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: sex
May I push in your stool?
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has 31.78 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: How can you tell the difference between a straight rodeo and a gay rodeo? A: At a straight rodeo they yell "Ride them suckers!"
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has 31.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"
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has 31.72 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black humor, fish, wife
Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink? A: A terrorpist."
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has 31.72 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, racist, terrorist
Q: If a white baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it? A: A Angel. Q: If a black baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it? A: A Bat.
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